What did you get your woman for Valentines Day?

[gogoplata]

I grabbed my lady a ginormous Topaz rock that was surounded with diamonds at Zales. Just fucking insanely expensive :0(

I ended taking her out to a kick ass oyster bar and downing Kettle One dirty martinis rocks. Great white cheese dip. I inhaled the crab stuffed sole and italian spinach special. By the time dessert happened I was pretty buzzed, but I vaguely remember it being pretty dope. Some bald, fat queer in an Affliction T shirt was a little less than impressed that I threw my cocktail straw at him and just pointed and laughed when he acted all hard. (lets just say, Kettle One + 50 year old homos in affliciton t shirts are a recipe for trouble)

The big debby downer was trying to go to the movies... I told my lady it was a terrible idea. She bought tickets online anyway. When we got there the 6000k kids kindve prevented us from going inside. Then my truck stalled and the cops were chasing some deranged homo through the parking lot who thought it would be cool to assault people at random with a hockey mask on... Ahh Memphis. Home sweet home.

 

[SandyWH]

Absolutely fucking nothing!

Until she works full time, does laundry, cooks, starts giving blow jobs, and quits spending money, she ain't gettin shit from me.

 

[TheDW]

A Whopper Jr value meal

 

[gogoplata]

Yeah I hear ya sandy. I definitely didnt want to buy the rock. But shes been working full time and handling things pretty well for a while now. So I gave her the promotion. :beerslam:

 

[SandyWH]

Yeah I hear ya sandy. I definitely didnt want to buy the rock. But shes been working full time and handling things pretty well for a while now. So I gave her the promotion. :beerslam:

She give blowjobs? Or would that have cost you a diamond?

 

[Ninjastix]

I cooked her my Chicken Marsala, we're poor and she likes food...

 

[William Munny]

Flowers delivered to her job on Friday.

We ate out but for lunch today, and used a gift certificate we had gotten for Christmas.

We saw a movie, which we saw for free by using free passes we got for Christmas.

Not too shabby.

 

[Poindexter]

Some $20 flowers and some candy. We went out for drinks after. As far as the Kettle One dirty Martinis - I've went through my fair share. That shit tastes like a glacier melted into the sea.

 

[Surfrock66]

The place we got married had a "valentines day overnight" thing, so I got her that, we just got home now. 4 course meal, bottle of wine up in the room, breakfast in bed this morning, robes, it was sweet. Her birthday is tomorrow too, so it counted for both.

 

[Heese]

an expensive ring

 

[bradlabo]

Took her to the mall and bought her some clothes then went for dinner and a movie.

 

[bradlabo]

an expensive ring

Hopefully you saved some $$ for Vegas Heese lol

 

[The Sundance Kid]

I got engaged for the Second Time, bitches.lmfao!!!

 

[Paytheplayer]

Went out for dinner...fucking hour wait. Went to my place for a couple drinks while we waited. Got her flowers, some gay ass personal coupons and baked a heart shaped cake. Im such a fucking sweetheart. It's been 9 years, so I guess no more jewelry until its an engagement ring...fuck me.

 

[scottsec]

I drove over to my ex wifes house and shit on her steps....

 

[thelegendrvb]

 

[Frag x 3]

I went with a small diamond necklace from Red Envelope and hand-decorated chocolate covered strawberries. Who would have thought that a dozen strawberries could turn out to be so expensive.

 

[strife]

So you threw a straw at someone for no reason other than he was wearing an affliction shirt?

 

[Harlem Hustler]

A hard dick, hold the bubblegum.

 

[thebwit]

Took her to dinner and that was it. After 8 years we realized that Valentines day is just an excuse to go out to eat and why not go out when there are less people and service is better?

The best valentines day however was about 1 year after we got married. I cooked crab cakes, lobster, chocolate pudding, and decked out the entire house. I'll just leave it as it was a fun 5 hours from the time she walked in the door till the time we passed out.

 

[Paytheplayer]

Took her to dinner and that was it. After 8 years we realized that Valentines day is just an excuse to go out to eat and why not go out when there are less people and service is better?

The best valentines day however was about 1 year after we got married. I cooked crab cakes, lobster, chocolate pudding, and decked out the entire house. I'll just leave it as it was a fun 5 hours from the time she walked in the door till the time we passed out.

Man that must have been one long dinner.

 

[Bran]

AIDS.

 

[TriangleSmoke]

A pair of slippers and a dildo.

 

[bradlabo]

A pair of slippers and a dildo.

A pink one?

 

[Dan0]

Cooked her favorite meal.

 

[gogoplata]

So you threw a straw at someone for no reason other than he was wearing an affliction shirt?

When some bald 50 year old man is talking so fucking loud its rattling my ear drums about his love of "The Iceman", to some 20 year old girls who look terrified, yes ill throw things at such an enormous douche. :sam:

 

[sodium_nitrate]

hot meat sandwich.

 

[bigsmooth696969]

I got my wife a dozen pink roses, a card, i made her chocolate ocvered strawberries because I am not giving Godiva $3 a piece for them, and took her out for dinner. Oh, I also gave her a tub of Dr Bigsmooth696969's 2 ball root compound.

 

[TriangleSmoke]

A pink one?

Na, I got her the pair of slippers so her feet don't get cold when they touch the tile floor, and the dildo is in case she doesn't like the slippers so she can go fuck herself.

 

[scottsec]

Na, I got her the pair of slippers so her feet don't get cold when they touch the tile floor, and the dildo is in case she doesn't like the slippers so she can go fuck herself.

lol...perfect...lol