Tito Ortiz's Cracked Skull

Bran

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Dude, we currently have a democratic sitting senator (Ga) that was concerned about shipping troops to Guam because it might tip over and capsize if we sent too many.

This is not a joke either


he's chock full of brilliance

Wow. I’m surprised he didn’t suggest helium balloons on the heavier edge of Guam, to prevent capsizing
 

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Wow. I’m surprised he didn’t suggest helium balloons on the heavier edge of Guam, to prevent capsizing
if you're not joking, watch my edit with the second video. the guy was worried we were running out of helium so comedians couldn't make that 'high pitched' voice.
 

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Just downloaded the Cameo app on a lark Tito Ortiz is $179.99 and I’m absolutely horrified that if I get another stimulus check, there’s a pretty great chance I’m going to buy six and a half Tito Ortiz video responses. But there’s no way that paying Tito Ortiz to answer a question or talk about a subject of my choosing would be out of my system in just six purchases. This will be a habit that will ultimately bankrupt me. Gotta stay strong
 

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"Women tend to hide their true self. You don't know who they are while you're dating them."

Who is this asshole?
 

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"Women tend to hide their true self. You don't know who they are while you're dating them."

Who is this asshole?
Jesse Lee Peterson? Oh, he’s a special breed of ignorant. Look up basically any interview he’s ever done.
 

Miz

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I watched 5 minutes. Is that a record? He, talking to Tito, said, “you are a really smart guy.” Lofl! I literally laughed out fucking loud.
 

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Think of it like studying game film on your opponent.
There's no commission that will sanction that.
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I watched 5 minutes. Is that a record? He, talking to Tito, said, “you are a really smart guy.” Lofl! I literally laughed out fucking loud.
58 minutes in. I'm thinking about seeing a doctor.
 

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