Matt Serra subdues ‘drunk’ a night before Hall of Fame induction (1 Viewer)

Qball1974

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Neither of them are the class act that Jon Jones is. Jones would have cracked his skull and then shared some drugs to make the pain go away. Or he'd mix up his pills and there'd just be an unconscious guy lying on the floor with an obvious erection.
Jon would have kicked him in the knee, poked him in the eyes, punched his pregnant wife and run off with his wallet.

Then hide under a ring for 8hours.
 
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Ninjastix

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Jon would have kicked him in the knee, poked him in the eyes, punched his pregnant wife and run off with his wallet.

Then hide under a ring for 8hours.
This is oddly accurate. I want to believe he would also be stuffing free dinner mints into his sweat pants as he fled.

Id like to believe that Jon lives by the Pirate code: Take all you can, give nothing back. He seems like someone that would follow Disney morality.
 

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