Happy Birthday, Bran

[Splog]

Happy Birthday, @Bran! The new beginning inherent in birth can make itself felt in the world only because the newcomer possesses the capacity of beginning something anew, that is, of acting. Act away, @Bran. Act away.

 

[Poindexter]

Happy Birthday, @Bran! I hope it's a good one and that you receive your just desserts.

 

[Trodden]

Happy Birthday man!

 

[Miz]

Happy birthday friend!

 

[disposableassassin]

Happy birthday bran flakes!

 

[Nebraska]

Happy Birthday, buddy!

 

[Ninjastix]

 

[Anchorpunch]

So my friend was sexting a guy and her mom texted her mid-sext. This resulted in her saying "I want it down my throat" to her mom. This was followed up by "explaining" that she was talking about cake.

So eat some cake Bran. Right down the throat.

 

[Bran]

Thanks jerks!

 

[kc56]

Happy Birthday to Bran.

and Brans Mom!

 

[Kano]

Happy Birthday Bran!

I really appreciate having a fellow comedian posting here.

 

[Noise]

HAPPY

COCAINE

 

[Bran]

Happy Birthday man!

I am a devout Chicagoan(saasage, saasage, etc.), but I suppose now is as good a time as any to disclose that I am a Packers fan first, and a Bears fan second.

I'll note that I haven't followed football closely for probably a decade, but I usually catch a few games a year and root for the Packers when applicable.

 

[Trodden]

a Packers fan first,

No offense, but I rescind my birthday wishes


Im a friend, but a football fan first

 

[Bran]

No offense, but I rescind my birthday wishes


Im a friend, but a football fan first

It’s not that I hate the Bears. Just that they’ve been terrible since my first breath

 

[Trodden]

 

[Bran]

I remember being the only guy rooting for the Colts when they played the Bears that one Super Bowl in a party of like 30 people. I got so much shit for the first 90 seconds of that game. They ran out of things to brag about pretty quickly, though.

 

[Trodden]