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Feb 1, 2010
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
Posted By Colin Wolf on Tue, May 7, 2019 at 4:42 pm

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  • Not the specific "I Eat Ass" sticker, but one nonetheless.
A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.

According to the Lake City Reporter, 23-year-old Dillon Shane Webb was pulled over on Highway 90 after an officer with the Columbia County Sheriff's Office spotted his "I Eat Ass" sticker on the back of his Chevrolet truck.

From the Reporter:
The deputy claimed the sticker violates Florida Statute 847.011, which deals with possession and distribution of obscene material.

When the deputy confronted Webb and a passenger about the sticker, Webb said they were “just words,” according to the report.

The deputy asked Webb how "a parent of a small child would explain the meaning of the words," to which Webb replied that it would be "up to the parent," the report states.

The deputy issued Webb a notice to appear at the Columbia County Courthouse on May 23 before taking a photograph of the sticker to place into evidence.In an effort to make the sticker slightly less offensive, the officer then instructed Webb to remove one of the letters. Webb refused and cited his First Amendment Right to announce to the world his love of eating ass.

Webb was then booked at the Columbia County Detention Facility. It's safe to say this case is about to get tossed.


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Nov 25, 2011
Why would he do something as bad ass as that with an ultra light beer? Would have been so much better with a pbr.


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Florida Man Arrested In Fatal Beating Of Alleged Peeping Tom

A Florida man is behind bars and charged with manslaughter after he allegedly beat a man to death whom he found watching him have sex through his girlfriend’s window, according to local reports.

Victor Vickery, 30, was arrested Thursday for the July 2018 death of Asaad Akar, 57, in Fort Lauderdale, The Palm Beach Post reported.

Vickery told police he was in bed with his girlfriend when they heard a sound at a window, which they had previously heard during times of intimacy and had reported to police.

Vickery said he went outside and saw Akar, who had a prior criminal record for prowling, standing with his genitals exposed. While Vickery confronted the man as his girlfriend called 911, Akar attacked him, Vickery said, prompting him to punch and kick him, according to a police report cited by Local 10.

Akar was taken to a hospital and died shortly after from his injuries.

Vickery was jailed on $100,000 bail. He is also charged with sexual battery related to an incident that happened a month after Akar’s death.


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Aug 26, 2008
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Miami man’s Manhattan assault in broad daylight called hate crime - “F*** you, Jew,”
A Miami man has been arrested and charged with assault as a hate crime after he allegedly punched and kicked a 65-year-old man in midtown Manhattan on Monday.

The suspect, Steven Jorge, 28, also allegedly yelled “F*** you, Jew,” at the victim, according to New York Police. The incident happened about two blocks away from Grand Central Terminal at 11 a.m.

Jorge was arrested at 11:10 a.m. Monday after police received a 911 call about the 65-year-old male victim, who was allegedly punched in the face and kicked after he fell to the ground.

New York’s Mayor Bill de Blasio says the NYPD will increase its presence in several neighborhoods with large Jewish populations. Police said these types of incidents have been on the rise since two men attacked a Kosher supermarket in Jersey City in early December.

According to court documents, Jorge will appear in New York Criminal Court on Jan. 10, 2020. A judge ordered he undergo a psychiatric exam.


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Nov 29, 2014
Wait. What the freedom fucking fuck?! There are states that limit the size of your beer?! Fuck you. Fuck the world. Fuck everything. I'm an anti-government nutter now.

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