I've been laughing about this all day. I just so badly want to hear the phone call in booking the place
"Hi, this is Dumb Fuckington of the Trump campaign. Is this the front desk at the Four Seasons?"
'Uh, it's the front desk at A Four Seasons'
"Can we book your establishment for a press conference."
'I mean, you COULD...'
"Giuliani gets pretty hungry, what do you have in the way of food?"
'I mean, there's a dildo store next door'