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Crap movies that you enjoy

Discussion in 'Movie, TV, & Video Games' started by Clark Kent, Jul 31, 2019.

  1. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent Well-Known Member

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    what are some shit movie you enjoy to watch, and know that they are bad.

    Adventures of ford fairlane - Terrible movie but it makes me laugh at how bad it is.

    Steven segal movies until about exit wounds. Anything after that is not even remotely watchable.

    Green lantern - I don’t know what else to say, Ryan Reynolds has said it all before.
     
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  2. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    I subscribe to a youtube channel thats all about doing reviews and breakdowns of 'bad' movies

    https://www.youtube.com/user/trachenburg

    its turned me onto a TON of great movies

    like the movie "Traxx"

     
  3. Poindexter

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    Student Bodies
     
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  4. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    I like bad comedies mostly but what's more subjective than comedy?

    I love Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. I typically don't like obnoxious movies but some of it is just so out in left-field my brain's natural response was laughter. I love Undercover Brother for no reason I can justify, same with White Chick though that was well before Terry Crews was a cliche.

    Action schlock doesn't hold up so well for me. At some point I've just seen enough action to bore me to fucking tears. Martial arts films will sometimes get a pass for me, I do like Segal's early movies like Marked for Death and Out for Justice. Everyone likes Under Siege so that's not big reveal. I love Predator 2 though where most people don't think it's a legit action film. The Predator weapons are the best they've been plus.. Gary Busey.

    Horror schlock on the other hand does hold up for me. I love me some great practical effects and crazy shit. I love From Beyond and not just because it has Barbara Crampton as a dominatrix but because it's great goopy horror. Galaxy of Terror isn't half bad either. But the list for shitty or underrated horror films is probably too long to list. I like the Puppetmaster films, I liked Pumpkin Head, damn near all the Friday the 13ths except 5, Jason X for sure, most of Halloweens up till 6 including 3 and all the goofy shit inbetween like Tourist Trap, Basket Case, CHUD, Ghoulies, Critters, Munchies, Night of the Demons (the original), Black Christmas (again, the original), Psycho II, I Spit on Your Grave (og), Last House on the Left (og), Burnt Offerings, The Entity..

    Oh, and the 2006 Wicker Man. Sure it doesn't make any fucking sense but it's a classic Cage movie. Wild at Heart as well, but not Dune. Dune sucks. Wild at Heart sucks but I love it. Dune needed 70% less David Lynch and 150% more Nic Cage.
     
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  5. Trodden

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    Cabin Boy with Chris Elliott is one of my all time fav comedies
     
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  6. Bran

    Bran The wolf dead.

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    Jingle All the Way might be my favorite movie ever. I actually own the extended cut
     
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  7. Thamob

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    The Last Dragon for me
     
  8. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    Cabin Boy is pretty fucking brutal. Showtime used to run that fucking movie in a 4 hour loop I swear.

    I loved Chris Elliott's Get a Life show on Fox though.
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    Oh shit, Faust! If you haven't seen the 90s(?) movie about the comic book character (?) Faust...

    RENT THAT SHIT!
     
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  9. SickNasty

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    The People Under The Stairs.

    Shit is so bad it's funny.

    I think that Roadhouse is an objectionably bad film but I fucking love it.

    The fight scenes are awful, can't not watch them...
    The dialog...

    But it's one of my favorites ever.
     
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  10. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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  11. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    “That dog won’t hunt.” You’re lucky I can’t punch you through the internet. How dare you bad mouth Patrick Swayze, god rest his beautiful soul.

    I love shitty 80’s movies. Harry and the Hendersons comes to mind. Something called Mr. Boogety. Fucking Teen Wolf. “Give me a keg of beer!”
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    @Ninjastix so Dune is not worth a watch? I forgot it was a movie. I think it will be a series soon on Showtime in the next few years. The books are dope as fuck. I think you’d be a kick as mentat. Duke Leto and Paul Altreides are boss.
     
  12. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    I have no gripes with the books but the movie is painful. Watch it on mute if you do.
     
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  13. Tapout

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    Showgirls
    Bloodsport
    National Treasure 1&2
    Street fighter
    Expendables
     
  14. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent Well-Known Member

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    Phantasm 1 an 2

    Ninja 3 the domination

    Perfect weapon

    Born to run
     
  15. Ninjastix

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    Mystics in Bali is also a good time.
     
  16. SickNasty

    SickNasty Now that's a tasty burger.

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    "Pain don't hurt" is one of my most favorite lines in any movie.

    I know I blasphemed on the Swayzz but I felt like it was unavoidable.

    Later on I'll do a thousand situps, dance a bit, and go try and seduce Demi Moore near some pottery as repentance.
     
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  17. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    Demi Moore was so hot in that movie, but is it wrong that when I picture myself in that scene I picture the Swayzz caressing me while he guides the clay through my hands?
     
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  18. SickNasty

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    Hell no.

    That did look relaxing.

    Clay massages from Patrick Swayze should have been a thing.
     
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  19. Clark Kent

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    Just finally tracked down a movie from early 90s called kid starring C Thomas Howell. I enjoyed watching it again.


    Anyone ever watched cool as ice. I tried to watch it yesterday but I just couldn’t.
     
  20. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    A crap movie I enjoy, hmm.

    It's hard, because typically if I reckon a movie is crap I wont watch it again.
     

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