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lets ban PD for spamming up the profile posts Nov 28, 2019

1. thumper
  lets ban PD for spamming up the profile posts
  
  Nov 28, 2019
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  3. Poindexter
    And, I had to kill the Rick Roll from @Problematique.
    
    Nov 28, 2019
    
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  4. Problematique
    @Poindexter that seems a tad extreme
    
    Nov 29, 2019
  5. thumper
    @Problematique, @Poindexter has always had it out for me and wanted to ban me
    
    Nov 29, 2019
    
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2. thumper
  i realized today that it's near impossible to figure out when 'walking dead' jumped the shark because it did so over 6 times
  
  Sep 27, 2019
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  3. Trodden
    thats good Gary Busey still gets work
    
    Sep 29, 2019
  4. thumper
    @Trodden they should pay him a little extra since he doesn't even need makeup
    
    Sep 29, 2019
    
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  5. Poindexter
    Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
    
    Oct 5, 2019
3. thumper
  Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks
  
  May 17, 2019
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4. thumper
  Today I learned that Moby Dick is a venereal disease
  
  May 6, 2019
5. thumper
  Wouldn't it make sense that gay men likely won't have constipation problems?
  
  Apr 9, 2019
  2. disposableassassin
    Unless they can't get laid.
    
    Apr 9, 2019
  3. Poindexter
    Pooper packing could contribute to constipation actually.
    
    Apr 13, 2019
    
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  4. Kano
    WTF, Thumper. I'm trying to eat lunch.
    
    Apr 15, 2019
    
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6. thumper
  Build a man a fire & he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
  
  Mar 14, 2019
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  2. Kano
    you can live the rest of your lie eating nothing but tree bark.
    
    Mar 14, 2019
7. thumper
  Riddle: Any given year - Xmas eve and NY eve fall on the same day of the week. Xmas day and NY day don't. Why?
  
  Dec 31, 2018
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  3. sourdough
    xmas eve and ny eve are 7 days apart. xmas and new years are 358 or so days apart depending on whether its a leap year
    
    Jan 5, 2019
    
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  4. thumper
    @Problematique and @sourdough are correct. Just have to open a calendar to see it. Took me awhile to figure it out. the real key is 'any given year'
    
    Jan 5, 2019
    
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  5. ILJO
    I don't get it.
    
    Jan 6, 2019
    
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8. thumper
  Peanut butter jelly time
  
  Dec 1, 2018
  2. Kano
    in your belly time
    
    Dec 2, 2018
  3. Poindexter
    Not that time AGAIN!?!!
    
    Dec 19, 2018
9. thumper
  You never realize how often you fart until you hang around with someone you are attracted to
  
  Oct 23, 2018
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10. thumper
  My electric bills could buy a nice car. this sucks
  
  Sep 18, 2018
  2. Dimson
    Stop using so much electricity then.
    
    Sep 19, 2018
    
    Kano, Trodden and thumper like this.
  3. thumper
    Hmmm never thought of that. Genius!
    
    Sep 19, 2018
    
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  4. ILJO
    Could your electric bills pay for my electric bills instead? That seems more practical.
    
    Sep 23, 2018
    
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11. thumper
  I before E Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.
  
  Aug 6, 2018
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  2. Dimson
    English language ftw!
    
    Aug 8, 2018
  3. Poindexter
    Took me awhile.
    
    Aug 10, 2018
12. thumper
  Babies literally suck the energy from their moms to become more powerful
  
  Jul 31, 2018
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13. thumper
  It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone wanna fuck?" but birds do it all day and nobody cares.
  
  Jun 1, 2018
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  2. ILJO
    I care... Fucking hate birds. Lousy little retarded dinosaurs they are.
    
    Jun 3, 2018
    
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  3. Kano
    ya birds shit on things. My car, roof of my house, other stuff I don't want bird shit on.
    
    Jun 4, 2018
14. thumper
  Anyone on the freeway going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is an idiot that's going to kill someone?
  
  May 28, 2018
  2. disposableassassin
    Everyone is an idiot.
    
    May 28, 2018
15. thumper
  The only people who think a car playing loud music is cool are the people in the car
  
  May 15, 2018
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  2. ILJO
    Hey fuck you
    
    May 18, 2018
    
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  3. thumper
    I was listening to rap in Houston one time in my car with dark windows at a car wash, had my music CRANKED. it was fucking loud. i get out of the car to wipe off the water at the vacuums and there were two black guys in the booth next to me. when i got out of the car they busted up laughing. not expecting to see a white business man get out of the car (this was back in like 2000). i'll never forget that.
    
    May 19, 2018
    
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16. thumper
  Not having Headphone jacks in theaters seems borderline criminal
  
  Apr 26, 2018
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17. thumper
  The candles you blow out on a birthday cake represent the years extinguished from your life
  
  Apr 22, 2018
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  2. ILJO
    Freakdog deleted it in the last profile post, but I told him to "shut the fuck up already."
    
    Apr 23, 2018
    
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  3. ChuckBooty 2.0
    Also it let's you kinda spit on everybody's piece of cake.
    
    Apr 23, 2018
    
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18. thumper
  Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
  
  Apr 15, 2018
  2. Bran
    I don't like to go around making diabetes jokes, but dude, you can't just set them up like that.
    
    Apr 16, 2018
    
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  3. thumper
    you complete me
    
    Apr 22, 2018
19. thumper
  Flat Earthers never seem to appreciate how lucky we are that the Earth is horizontal rather than vertical
  
  Apr 10, 2018
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  2. Kano
    even worse. earth could be round and we could,ve ended up on the bottom.
    
    Apr 12, 2018
    
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20. thumper
  have you seen the clown that hides from gay people? Have you?
  
  Mar 24, 2018
  2. Poindexter
    I saw him.
    
    Mar 25, 2018
    
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  3. sourdough
    I totally sucked his dick.
    
    Mar 25, 2018
    
    thumper and ILJO like this.
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