I asked Santa for a fleshlight. /fingerscrossed
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RIP Sager
Gonna look either sexy as fuck.. or comically fat tonight. Thin line, smart money is every wife AND husband wanting some of that Ninja-D
Working on a song called "I wanna put in your butt, girl - Tonight!". Going great so far.
I remember it being Berenstein. Are we in the darkest timeline Abed?
pelvic floor dyssynergia... ain't that some shit? I need lamaze for my shitting they're telling me.
Yeah boi!!!! I get my implant Friday!!! I know what you're thinking... penial... but it's a robotooth bitches!!!
Looking at a Benelli shotgun, would the Nova be enough for home defense or do I look at saving for a M4?
Contrary to popular belief, SMUG is not a PED but may product false positives.
America in a sentence: “You don’t sell products, benefits or solutions — you sell feelings.”
I'm at the age now that regardless of how much or how little I sleep.. I'm always tired.
Take life one day at a time. That's what a wise man said to me. He said - Life and all its complexity, is the ultimate test for you and me
How much do you like the Knicks tonight's
This week deserves to be raped by an NFL player.
Tornadoes in February. I feel sorry for the children of tomorrow.
I think I'm seriously just going to kidnap Alison Brie.
Einstein confirmed, possibly greatest prediction in human history you fucks
Sad Pau Gasol or Angry Peyton Manning... I can't choose, I love both!
Merry Festivus Everyone! -
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