New Profile Posts

  1. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Nice. When you are doing that do you ever lean even farther forward and lodge your head square up your ass?
    1. strife likes this.
  2. Qball1974
    Qball1974
    Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
  3. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Master Blaster runs Bartertown.
    1. Kano likes this.
    2. Dimson
      Dimson
      He sure does!
      May 23, 2019
    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Say it loud!
      May 26, 2019
  4. Problematique
    Problematique
    RIP friend, I hope you're at peace at last. I'll miss you.
    1. Dimson likes this.
  5. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    It's a long way to the top—if you wanna rock 'n' roll.
    1. Dimson likes this.
  6. thumper
    thumper
    Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks
    1. Dimson likes this.
  7. RearNakedSmoker
    RearNakedSmoker
    Yesterday don't mean shit.
    1. Dimson and Poindexter like this.
    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      What if you killed somebody?
      May 17, 2019
  8. Problematique
    Problematique
    RIP Doris Day
    1. Poindexter likes this.
  9. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    The unconscious processes involved in the development of jokes are nearly identical to those involved in dreaming.
    1. disposableassassin likes this.
  10. Problematique
    Problematique Thamob
    Ooh

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    1. Dimson likes this.
  11. Problematique
    Problematique Thamob
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
    Inside, we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it

    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    1. Dimson likes this.
  12. Problematique
    Problematique Thamob
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    1. Dimson likes this.
  13. Problematique
    Problematique Thamob
    (Ooh, give you up)
    (Ooh, give you up)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)

    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
    Inside, we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    1. Dimson likes this.
  14. Problematique
    Problematique Thamob
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    1. Dimson likes this.
  15. Problematique
    Problematique Thamob
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    1. Thamob likes this.
    2. Thamob
      Thamob
      We're you not hugged as a child? You evil evil man
      May 9, 2019
      Problematique likes this.
    3. Problematique
      Problematique
      hhahahahahaha
      May 9, 2019
  16. thumper
    thumper
    Today I learned that Moby Dick is a venereal disease
  17. Qball1974
    Qball1974
    Financially I'm set for life. Provided I die next Wednesday.
  18. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    The most favorable moment to seize a man and influence him is when he is alone in the mass.
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      The machine is my cock.
      Apr 21, 2019
    3. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      I'm going to steal some of this and turn it into a tweet because that is how creativity in social media works.
      Apr 23, 2019
      Kano, Dimson and Poindexter like this.
    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      Don't steal my creativity, bro.
      Apr 26, 2019
  19. thumper
    thumper
    Wouldn't it make sense that gay men likely won't have constipation problems?
    1. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      Unless they can't get laid.
      Apr 9, 2019
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Pooper packing could contribute to constipation actually.
      Apr 13, 2019
      Dimson likes this.
    3. Kano
      Kano
      WTF, Thumper. I'm trying to eat lunch.
      Apr 15, 2019
      Dimson likes this.
  20. Ninjastix
    Ninjastix
    Upon closer evaluation. The 80's sucked.
    1. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      G.I. Joe, transformers, and he man disagree.
      Apr 9, 2019
      Dimson likes this.