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Would you let Michelle Bachmann S$ck your C%#k?

Discussion in 'Politics and Religion' started by ATJ-Lucko, Aug 20, 2011.

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Would you let Michelle Bachmann gobble your cock?

  1. Of course. She's a Ultra milf!

    34.8%
  2. Of course. Hell, I'd let Marcus join in with her.

    8.7%
  3. Only if I can read from the bible while she does it.

    21.7%
  4. No. I disagree with her politics too much to even tolerate her presence

    4.3%
  5. No. I have high standards and don't find her attractive enough to let her suck my dick.

    8.7%
  6. Not if that gay dude is right there watching.

    21.7%
  1. ATJ-Lucko

    ATJ-Lucko MMAtheist Survival Pool Champion

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    Ground rules

    1. Just a blowjob
    2. If you're american, it doesn't mean you have to vote for her
    3. Her completely heterosexual husband Marcus gets to watch (and may even jerk off while doing so)

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  2. Neganomics

    Neganomics I know nothing.

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    No. God fucking damn it.
     
  3. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    No. En-oh.
     
  4. Surfrock66

    Surfrock66 The Tirade Masta

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    Marcus Bachman is 100% homosexual. There's just no controversy about it. That is a gay man.
     
  5. Jager Meister Hunter

    Jager Meister Hunter Well-Known Member

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    I voted w/o reading the thread's first post. I'd change my decision to the last one. Marcus doesn't get to watch.
     
  6. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    I'd let her. What's wrong with me?
     
  7. Dimson

    Dimson Your tears don't fall...

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    What is it when a lesbian marries a gay man?
     
  8. Monsonbychoke

    Monsonbychoke Well-Known Member

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    It is a hole and it is warm........ill take it..
     
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  9. Bran

    Bran The wolf dead.

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  10. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    I'd rather put my cock in the decomposed skull of Bee Arthur than that shitbag. With the Arthur's family permission of course, I'm not going to rape a corpse or anything egregious like that.
     
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  11. Bran

    Bran The wolf dead.

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    was this post over the line? its the first time i've been repped by Harlem on the new site, so i have to ask.
     
  12. Monsonbychoke

    Monsonbychoke Well-Known Member

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    Well........Maybe he thinks that is a horses cock??
     
  13. Monsonbychoke

    Monsonbychoke Well-Known Member

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    You think that is going to get you brownie points with Estell Getty buddy? I doubt it.
     
  14. Dirty

    Dirty fuck you!

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    Im just glad nobody has said they wouldnt let her give them a blowie based on political opinion.
     
  15. Neganomics

    Neganomics I know nothing.

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    I just broke that trend.
     
  16. Surfrock66

    Surfrock66 The Tirade Masta

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    That's kind of the reason I want to...repressed conservatives are my favorite fantasy fucks. I just wanna be like "Take this socialist cock right up your ass, lemme spread this wealth all over your face!"
     
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  17. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    female, check
    have a pulse, check
    18-80, check

    only one right answer.
     
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  18. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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    She can blow me but I have to be the only swinging dick in the room.
     
  19. Neganomics

    Neganomics I know nothing.

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    I was so different back in 2011. I would delete all of my old posts out of shame but I believe in letting history stand unadulterated.

    Except on Facebook. I spend so much time cleaning up my Facebook post history. People can see that shit. Real people. People who may have some sway over my success or failure. Not you bastards.

    That said, in response to the thread’s original question I’m still going to go with

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  20. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    Why the pulse?
     
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