When did you lose your virginity?

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When did you lose your virginity? (private poll)

  1. 12 - or younger

  2. 13

  3. 14

  4. 15

  5. 16

  6. 17

  7. 18

  8. 19

  9. 20

  10. 21 or older

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  1. Dimson

    Dimson Your tears don't fall...

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    I was 15 or 16 when I got my first blow job from my Aunt's girlfriend. She let me give get a massage and play with her fat titties. Then she took me to my room and she gave me my first handy while we pretended to play Sega. Then she thought I liked the handy so much that she would give me my first blow job too. She later said she would have let me play with her pussy, but my brother was home.

    I lost my actual virginity at 18 when I drove up to Pennsylvania to meet a chick I met on Yahoo chat. My dad drove with me to go meet her. I almost didn't meet her, because it turned out her mom didn't know I was there to see her and she had to hide that I was there. I met her for the first time at a dairy queen. Then she came over to where my dad and I were staying. We made out in the parking lot and I got to finger a girl for the first time. But we didn't have sex until later that night when I drove to her house. She snuck me in to her room through her window. That night was also the first night I went down on a woman. It was great and I have been hooked ever since, lol. I used a condom for the first time that night had no idea what I was doing and I couldn't even keep my penis in, lol. Oh and I also had a girl swallow for me for the first time too. It was a great night all around. I never saw her again after that.
     
  2. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    I don't ask anymore

    Once the gray hairs come in you take what you can get
     
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  3. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    Someone should make up some Hustler letter. Kids these days with there porn hub and all will never know the simple pleasure of a hustler.
     
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  4. Nebraska

    Nebraska Poindexter For President NFL S.P. Champion Site Donor

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  5. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    I left mine on my bed once,

    my father walked in and said "what's this?"

    Holy Shit moment, I was like 13.

    He said "you know you're supposed to hide this right?" and hid it for me,

    "don't tell your mother" as he left the room.
     
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  6. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    I had a drop ceiling in my bathroom. Used to hide them fuckers up there.

    That was good on your dad.
     
  7. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    I hid them in my record sleeves o.0
     
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  8. Spoon

    Spoon There is no Spoon

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    18, with a nut job redhead. Not very memorable, other than her frantically flushing the condom down the toilet so her dad and step mom wouldn't find it. Made sense later on when her step mom caught us and yelled "this isn't a whore house!" She forced me to have "the talk" with her dad a week later, where he told me I needed to start "doing stuff around the house" if I was going to keep seeing his daughter. Weird ass people. Another time she started giving me my first BJ, but told me if I nutted in her mouth she would bite my dick off. I put little Spoon back in my pants and said no thanks. Unfortunately I've only ever stuck my dick in crazy, and not the good kind.
     
  9. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin I'd like to introduce you to my replacement Site Donor

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    10 bucks says kano lost It before half of us were born.
     
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  10. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    10 bucks it wasn't called 10 bucks back then.
     
  11. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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  12. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Thats affirmative.
     
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  13. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    A good 8 years before I was born.
     
  14. Anal Prolapse

    Anal Prolapse Cavs Creampied My Bostonhole

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    Um.... really
     
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  15. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin I'd like to introduce you to my replacement Site Donor

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    Ha! Depending on if it was before or after june I was either 2 or 3.
     
  16. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin I'd like to introduce you to my replacement Site Donor

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    Hillary is that you? Hit your siren if it is.
     
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  17. TriangleSmoke

    TriangleSmoke Motherfucker of the Century Site Donor

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    14. It certainly wasn't a romantic setting. In fact it was quite blasphemous.
     
  18. disposableassassin

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    Mine was on top of a dirt hill under the moonlight with the most vile and horrible person I have ever known.
     
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  19. Neganomics

    Neganomics I know nothing.

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    I’ve been married for 8 years and I think I’m finally making some headway. I think tonight is going to be the night, fellas.
     
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  20. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    Priest?
     
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