What 5 words can ruin a job interview?

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    Work is for stupid people.
     
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    I said this to my boss once as I put my head down on the desk. but it wasnt an interview. I already had the job.

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    just a couple nights ago on this forum I found out what NSFW means. after I quickly closed the thread I googled it.
     
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    I actually have an interview tomorrow. Might have to thumb through this thread.
     
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    This thread sucks. I got the fucking promotion.

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