What 5 words can ruin a job interview?

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  1. jokerthief

    jokerthief No reason to get excited. Site Donor

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    This is a creative writing exercise. Write a 5 word sentence that would instantly destroy an otherwise perfect job interview.

    Example: I ejaculated in the urinal.
     
  2. Dimson

    Dimson Your tears don't fall...

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    I slept with your daughter.
     
  3. sourdough

    sourdough Sourdough Site Donor

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    Bill Cosby is my reference
     
  4. Sniggles

    Sniggles ex nihilo

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    Boing!! Are those tits real?
     
  5. Dimson

    Dimson Your tears don't fall...

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    Ok if I work naked?
     
  6. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    I jerk off at work.
     
  7. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    I sharted in the elevator.
     
  8. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    I fucked with your coffee.
     
  9. Dimson

    Dimson Your tears don't fall...

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    So, you hire black people?
     
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  10. jokerthief

    jokerthief No reason to get excited. Site Donor

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  11. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    I smoke crack.

    fair warning

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    are your kids eighteen yet?
     
  12. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 3 Site Donor

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    How hot is your mom?
     
  13. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    Fucking Jon Jones. Seriously. Really.
     
  14. split2874

    split2874 Moving Forward

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    Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
     
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  15. unforgivn

    unforgivn Nunquam Fidelis

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    I would drink your bathwater.
     
  16. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    what's your stance on abortion?
     
  17. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    I will be your boss!
     
  18. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    can I install bathroom cams?
     
  19. Frag x 3

    Frag x 3 everybody's friend

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    That charge is still pending.
     
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  20. sourdough

    sourdough Sourdough Site Donor

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    She said she was seventeen
     

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