Wedding

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by SickNasty, Jul 12, 2019.

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Am I Making A Mistake?

Poll closed Jul 26, 2019.
  1. Yes

    15.4%
  2. No

    23.1%
  3. Definitely Yes

    7.7%
  4. Don't Mention DSL's In Front of S=E

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  1. SickNasty

    SickNasty Now that's a tasty burger.

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    Ok sluts.

    This guy right here is getting married on Sunday.

    I've been with my lady friend for over 12 years.

    Not that I'm super active on here, but I've been chatting with you fantastic losers for over 10 years and I felt like sharing. Because sharing is caring, except with you @chrisc , sharing with you will usually result in an STD.

    For real tho, yous guys/ladies are all kick ass.

    Wedding planning is a fucking nightmare, if you haven't done so yet, just be aware.

    I'll be away from a computer for the next week or so.

    When I get back I hope to jump right back into all the good MMA shit we call come here for.
     
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  2. chrisc

    chrisc Ninja

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    First of all, I’m a little offended fuck you lol (not that you’re wrong but still)

    But congrats man. Or I give you my condolences depending on your view point.

    Wedding planning is definitely a bitch
     
  3. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Congratulations, and good luck. Hope the wedding goes well. Make sure you get everybody important into the wedding pictures. Have a list and hand it to your best man or maid of honor, and have them keep tabs along with the photographer of who is in the current picture and who is in the next. My grandma wasn't included in my wedding pictures by mistake, and she never let me forget about it.
     
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  4. Nebraska

    Nebraska Poindexter For President NFL S.P. Champion Site Donor

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    Congrats, man. Make sure to take a couple shots before the ceremony. It’ll take the edge off and keep you from crying like a bitch in front of everyone.
     
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  5. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Survival Pool Champion Site Donor

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    Congrats! Wish you and the Missus the best.


    Why do you hate your grandma?
     
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  6. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    I hope its an adventure for you @SickNasty. Enjoy the party.
     
  7. SickNasty

    SickNasty Now that's a tasty burger.

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    Thanks gents.

    I'll DEFINITELY be taking a shot or two before the ceremony.

    I'll be married outside Sunday and it'll be hot as balls, more hot than Derrick Lewis's balls.

    I'll be sure to triple check the must have photos @Kevo !!!

    It's shit like that that made me want to post here.
     
  8. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    I have mixed feelings about Marriage but only because of what's implied when discussing it. People tend to confuse a 'relationship' and 'marriage'. A Marriage is perfectly fine, it's an contractual agreement and like any contractual agreement should only be entered into when trust is established. Getting married is easy. Maintaining a relationship is hard.

    So if you have a healthy, balanced relationship you have nothing to worry about. If you're getting married because you feel that's the next step in a relationship or that it validates one.. let me know when you need an attorney. I work in their field.

    Congratulations? I guess?

    If you're paying for the wedding be sure to enjoy it. Don't drink anything but water. It's a long day. Eat first to assert dominance. If you're not paying for the wedding - then drink. Drink everything. Fight the DJ, assert dominance.
     
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  9. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Unsolicited advice #2. When cutting the cake let her feed you a piece first. If she's sweet about it, you do the same. If she smashes it in your face then game on. But let her decide which it is.
     
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  10. chrisc

    chrisc Ninja

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    Contradictory to @Ninjastix post to assert dominance.

    Smash it in her face @SickNasty
     
  11. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    You can fuck her in the ass the wedding night to establish dominance
     
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  12. CA_Gas Bag

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    And play this during, goddamnit.
     
  13. chrisc

    chrisc Ninja

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    Pretty sure you skipped like 72 steps to asserting dominance
     
  14. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    I agree with this conclusion.
     
  15. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    No one gets anal on their wedding night. Anal is a pre-married thing. If you didn't get it accomplished before you're married then it ain't happening after.

    And if it does it means someone else turned your wife onto it.
     
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  16. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    Congrats! Enjoy it all, but fuck is it nice when it’s over. Remember most of the bull shit is for her. I’m pretty sure most of us guys would get married in Vegas or a court house if we could.
     
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  17. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Joni Mitchell Site Donor

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    I got married after 10 years, wasn't anything to me but a piece of paper (nothing changed) but it made her happy.

    We packed our bags took a flight to Niagara Falls and got married, just the two of us …. was amazing!
     
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  18. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    Bunch o fags talking feelings ;)
     
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  19. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Not to hijack the thread or anything, but speaking of feelings and being grown ups and shit, how's the wife and son?
     
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  20. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    How drunk you getting tonight sicknasty? I got thrashed the night before and paid for it the day of. Sucked it up like a good soldier, but beware.

    How are your wife and kids Kevo?
     

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