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  1. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    Pulpmill don't know it's Christmas. Working nights all weekend and Monday.

    Merry Christmas everyone.

    Give your loved ones a big hug and really mean it. You never know when they will be gone.
     
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  2. Spoon

    Spoon There is no Spoon MMA Pick 'Ems World Champion

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    Fucking snow.
     
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  3. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Dude I am so tired of this cold fucking weather. I think it's time I go back to Florida.
     
  4. Sakara=Excitement

    Sakara=Excitement Live.Love.Learn Site Donor

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    I live in a place of the world where it's almost never cold. Where one Christmas it was 94 degrees. A place where it's only snowed 3 times in it's 100+ year history. I yearn for the snow or cold weather. The 3rd snow time ever was a few days ago. It didn't really stick but it was snow!
     
  5. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Tex, I was born and raised in south florida. I've lived in the Chicago area for the last 3 years or so. Watching it snow is nice. It's the next week, when the snow turns hard like ice because it hasn't gotten above 5 degrees that sucks ass. Snow is cool for about 6 hours. After that it sucks.
     
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  6. Ninjastix

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    I FUCKING LOVE TGIS WEATHER!!!

    I've been trapped in Southern heat for a muthfucking decade now and finally, finally got a real winter.

    I gotta move to another state.
     
  7. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Winter is a lot like a finger in the butt during a bj. You think you want it, but then when it happens you're really uncomfortable and looking forward to it being over as soon as possible.
     
  8. Qball1974

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    Lost my power for the second time in 10 days,

    Gets fucking cold when it's -12c.

    Nope no babies in 9months, fuck that shit!!
     
  9. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    I’m gonna have to take your word on that one Kevo.

    Been super cold here in Missouri. I’ve been loving my wood stove although my wood pile is depleting. Got to go cut up some here in a bit. It’s supposed to warm up next week.
     
  10. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    Fuck strep throat. I get this about every other year. Yesterday I had to drive 30 minutes to the quick clinic with a fever and chills in the snow. Didn’t want the Mrs to drive me in the snow and she’s 35 weeks preformed. Then had to wait for an hour and a half to be seen. Worth it because they gave me antibiotics. Feeling better now and will probably go to work tomorrow. Gingers have a lower tolerance to pain.
     
  11. Virtualpurple

    Virtualpurple Go Team Venture!

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    I've learned something in the last 9 years in the ER. Know who the biggest bitches are when it comes to tolerating pain? Anyone that tells you they have a high tolerance for pain.
     
  12. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    I ate five whole fruitcakes this holiday season.
     
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  13. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    goddamn flu season

    I was fine and then bam, I couldnt get warm the other day

    I had on fucking sweatpants, two sweatshirts and a coat, in front of the space heater, shivering


    god I fucking hate this shit


    being sick when its cold out is fucking misery

    on the plus side, now I get to do nothing on sunday but sit on the couch and watch football, and no one will ask me to do shit
     
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  14. Monsonbychoke

    Monsonbychoke Well-Known Member

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    Yeah watch Tom Brady ass fuck a giant cat!! Feel better
     
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  15. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    theres many ways to skin a cat
     
  16. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    download.jpg
     
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  17. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    contrary to what your eyes might say, an animal skin rug is a terrible place to have sex


    you can always spot those rug burns on the knees and know someone had a bed too dirty to have sex on


    or the kids passed out on the bed and their light sleepers







    if youre gonna date a woman with kids, get one with a furnished basement
     
  18. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    So kids are actually eating tide pods? Can’t they just try real drugs like we used to?
     
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  19. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    this is what happens when you tell kids weed is as bad as heroin
     
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  20. Kano

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    it's been below zero for three weeks. Why the heck would anyone say "hot enough for you?"
     
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