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  1. Malevolence

    Malevolence “Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango!”

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    I dunno, he/she/it seems like a real cunt.
     
  2. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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    The biggest cunt that's never existed.
     
  3. Monsonbychoke

    Monsonbychoke Well-Known Member

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    Fuck sake... language
     
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  4. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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    What, are you the fucking language police now?
     
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  5. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    god needs a douche
     
  6. Monsonbychoke

    Monsonbychoke Well-Known Member

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    At that moment I was, I can not lie.
     
  7. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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  8. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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  9. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    dibs!!





    even if you dont like canadian chicks, shes rich!
     
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  10. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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    Canadian chicks have vaginas too right? If so, what's not to like?
     
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  11. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    have you seen the women who almost won 'Miss Canada'?

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  12. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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    Do they have vaginas?

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  13. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    its a liberal use of the concept, but maybe
     
  14. Malevolence

    Malevolence “Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango!”

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    In Canadia it pronounced stwange.
     
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  15. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    like 'vergina'? or 'vagy-ina'? or 'nickleback'?
     
  16. Malevolence

    Malevolence “Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango!”

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    Nah buddy, stwange. As in “I’m off out to tame some sweet, sweet stwange”
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  17. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    here in 'Merica, the stranger it is the more youre gonna itch after
     
  18. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    Rant: Living next to a large wooded park during Halloween weekend, while having a dog who is deathly scared of fireworks.

    Little bitch is off hiding under a bed in the basement somewhere.
     
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  19. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    You guys shoot fireworks during Halloween?

    Speaking of dogs. My girl caught a squirrel today. It paid the ultimate price, but after biting the fuck out of her nose. My dog is fine. I saw it all go down. I tried to intervene but it was to late. Squirrels need to stay in trees while my dogs are out. Teach them little fuckers to recognize.
     
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  20. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    Yeah. Fireworks are big around here during Halloween. Mostly just teens getting their kicks off.

    We can actually usually only buy them leading up to Halloween and then again for New Years.
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    My dogs prey drive is off the wall. Must be from them being wild before we got them. Crazy little Bahamian bitches. Back in the Bahamas, they chase the shore birds for hours up and down the beach.

    They have an arch enemy black squirrel in our back yard. When they go out to attack, they run down the back steps howling some crazy war cry. Dummies still haven't learned the art of the stealth attack.

    My older one, caught a rabbit when we first got her. Those fuckers are everywhere around here. Chased it down, caught it in her mouth and then was so shocked she caught it, she didnt know what to do and it wiggled free.
     
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