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The Totally Useless Thread II

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by thumper, Apr 14, 2017.

  1. chrisc

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    @Nebraska is a bitch

    I feel like it’s been a minute so had to get that out
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    I tell them to grow the fuck up. Not sure if that’s the right approach for you
     
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  2. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    This pretty much happened on Friday. One of them came into the office going off about how she just told the other one off for some petty reason.

    I had to tell them to quit being so bitchy to each other. You don't have to like all your coworkers but you need to remain professional enough you can still work alongside them and remain productive.

    I have the month of April booked off, I let them know my biggest concern for my time off is interpersonal staff conflicts and they best sort their shit out before then.
     
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  3. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member Survival Pool Champion

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  4. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    My brother-in-law tried that with a kettle with a beveled rim and some of the boiling water circled back and hit him in the face.
    What a dumb fuck.
    I'm laughing as I post this.
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    My momma always taught me, kick em while they're down. Their head is that much closer to your foot.
     
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  5. Qball1974

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    He didn't even fall, he sat down :rofl:
     
  6. Poindexter

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  7. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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  8. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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  9. SickNasty

    SickNasty Now that's a tasty burger.

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    My job is trying to encourage everyone to be healthy, loose some weight, and not cost them as much insurance money (i guess).

    From now until the end of May the'll issue $150 to the most weight lost by % to the winner each month, and an additional $1000 for the overall winner.

    My fat ass downed a gallon of water and a super dense muffin before I weighed in and clocked in at 251.00 ( I'm 6'2).

    I plan on fucking this shit up for the money.

    We'll have weigh in's every Thursday morning.
     
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  10. Cat--Smasher

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    You dirty dog... Yes, you!
     
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  11. Neganomics

    Neganomics Your Trusted Web M.Deezy

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  12. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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  13. ILJO

    ILJO Bitch Nigga 3000 Site Donor

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    Hilarious little 20 second story (nsfw)

    I've only recently discovered Bobby Lee. Never seen his stand up, but I've been watching a lot of his podcasts (TigerBelly) recently, and this story cracked me up. Just felt like sharing

     
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  14. Cat--Smasher

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  15. Kano

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    like a boss
     
  16. Qball1974

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    Someone should NEVER be allowed to drive again!

    after he gets out of jail …………………….what is he fucking stupid?? and yes it has to be a guy.
     
  17. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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  18. Qball1974

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    Elizabeth Warren the early years.


     
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  19. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    This video is for @bradlabo, for every time he talked that nonsense about lone wolfing through the Zombie Apocalypse and I countered with human biology as the reason he'd be reducing his survival chance.

     

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