The Totally Useless Thread II

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by thumper, Apr 14, 2017.

  1. Cornbread and Ketchup

    Cornbread and Ketchup Ninja

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    Your first beer was when World War 1 ended
     
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  2. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    Get you push up form ready. You’re gonn need it.
     
  3. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    Five degrees here.
     
  4. Cornbread and Ketchup

    Cornbread and Ketchup Ninja

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    Get your oxygen tank ready old man
     
  5. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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  6. thumper

    thumper Picogrammy Staff Member

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    no comment

    PS i have a long skinny pipe too
     
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  7. S=E

    S=E 5x Pick 'Ems Winner Site Donor

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    73 degrees here. Trade you.
     
  8. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    It's Florida everything is over 50. The temp, the average age of it's population, amount of flying insects per square feet, etc.
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    Gentlemen, today I welcomed my second son into the world.

    9 lbs 1 oz

    Theodore Xavier Burgess

    I know have boys, I couldn't be happier.

    Having said that, start the 18 year countdown clock!
     
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  9. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    We were 35 below two nights ago.
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    Fantastic news, congratulations.

    It's not true what they say, "bouncing baby boy" so don't try.
     
  10. Cornbread and Ketchup

    Cornbread and Ketchup Ninja

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    1) you’re right

    2) congrats man! (Wanna trade for a girl?)
     
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  11. PicogramPenis

    PicogramPenis The Disposable Assassin Site Donor

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    52 here in the sticks
     
  12. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    I'll stick with the boys, I've already got a 12 year old girl haha one is enough
     
  13. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    Congratulations man!
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    I would do it.
     
  14. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    Congratulations on the sex 9 months ago.
     
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  15. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Thank you. I've got proof I've had sex with a woman at least twice in my life.
     
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  16. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    That's all you need.
     
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  17. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    Perfect. Built in babysitter.

    Congrats on the little munchkin.
     
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  18. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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  19. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Lot of people make that joke, but she's the only one that doesn't laugh :rofl:
     
  20. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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