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The "Guess Who Pissed Hot?" Thread

Discussion in 'General MMA Forum' started by ATJ-Lucko, Aug 13, 2014.

  1. S=E

    S=E 5x Pick 'Ems Winner Site Donor

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    Congrats Cat.

    I'm turning 36 and I still don't have any kids. Thankfully.
     
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  2. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    Thanks man.

    Turning 39 in January. The little lady is 33. It took me 8 years and a handful of cute nieces and nephews to change her mind about having a kid. Up until January, I didnt think we would have any kids. She surprised me one day saying she now wanted to have a baby. And I jumped on it and on her ;)
     
  3. S=E

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    Yeah maybe my wife and I will get there one day. I wanted kids really badly for many many years and the wife just wasn't ready. So I've put it so far back on the back burner that I'm not sure if I even want one anymore.
     
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  4. thumper

    thumper Picogrammar Staff Member

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    that's awesome man! congratulations!
     
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  5. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    I took the liberty of pointing out her weird uncle who never had any kids and brought up the fact we dont want to turn out like that ;)

    Growing old without kids seems seems depressing.
     
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  6. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin Mutatis Mutandis Site Donor

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    Congrats my man. I'll be 38 in June. My kids are 1, 12, 14, and 18. The oldest is a girl the rest are boys.

    When I started posting with most of you guys I only had one kid...
     
  7. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    Time to get the snippy snippy. ;)

    Shit, before you know it, you will be a grandfather.
     
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  8. rivethead

    rivethead Neg'd 4 Lyfe

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    I've been making a lot of cider, made an apple ginger beer. Did a pretty cool ale/lager hybrid, only to have Sam Adams come out with one this fall. Still messing with smoky porters, made a blood orange one my wife liked, but I thought was too sweet. 9% abv (estimated) and still too sweet. I have some in the cellar, it's been about 10 months since I cracked one, so it might have matured out.

    I'm solo Dad for most of the day--is 3 years old too early for Star Wars: A New Hope?--and now that I think of it, I'll probably crack one when she gets home and see.

    What's up with you?

    I got fixed. It was crazy simple--the doc had a TV on the ceiling, and I didn't even make it through one cycle of SportsCenter; 20 minutes till I was back in the car. Cut the grass the next day, no issues. They do an epoxy injection rather than an incision, easy peezy
     
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  9. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    The brother in law got his reversed. Cost a pretty penny to get done in Oklahoma. He has since decided they didn’t want a 3rd kid.
     
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  10. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin Mutatis Mutandis Site Donor

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    Man one of the first things my baby said was grunting "I'm batman." One of his favorite movies is infinity war.
     
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  11. SandyWH

    SandyWH CHAOS KREATOR

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    Interesting info:

    This is the top 50 most USADA tested MMA fighters.

    Yoel Romero 45
    Daniel R Cormier 44
    Rafael Dos Anjos 38
    Holly Holm 38
    Cristiane Justino 38
    Stipe Miocic 36
    Conor McGregor 35
    Eddie Alvarez 34
    TJ Dillashaw 34
    Vitor Belfort 33
    Amanda Nunes 33
    Jose Aldo 32
    Edson Barboza 32
    Donald Cerrone 32
    Dominick Cruz 32
    Robbie Lawler 32
    Anderson Silva 32
    Tecia Torres 31
    Tyron Woodley 31
    Khabib Nurmagomedov 30
    Dustin Poirier 30
    Stephen Thompson 30
    Frank Edgar 29
    Cody Garbrandt 29
    Henry Cejudo 28
    Junior Dos Santos 28
    Tony Ferguson 28
    Jon Jones 28
    Rose Namajunas 28
    Alistair Overeem 28
    Jeremy Stephens 28
    Chris Weidman 28
    Fabricio Werdum 28
    Joseph Benavidez 27
    Uriah Hall 27
    Johny Hendricks 27
    Joanna Jedrzejczyk 27
    Demetrious Johnson 27
    Michael Johnson 27
    Neil Magny 27
    Ovince Saint Preux 27
    Ronaldo Jacare Souza 27
    Aljamain Sterling 27
    Misha Cirkunov 26
    John Dodson 26
    Derrick Lewis 26
    Hector Lombard 26
    Brian Ortega 26
    Sergio Pettis 26
    Michelle Waterson 26
     
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  12. S=E

    S=E 5x Pick 'Ems Winner Site Donor

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    I'm confused why they just don't test everyone the same amount and make the tests random. Why test Tecia Torres 5 more times than Michelle Waterson? What is the point?
     
  13. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    DC 44 clean tests.

    All clean. No excuses. Champ champ.
    --- Post Added -- Dec 27, 2018, ---
    Did you go to the same math class as Conor McGregor?

    ;)
     
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  14. rivethead

    rivethead Neg'd 4 Lyfe

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    I don't think mine is reversible. If we went for a 4th, I'd adopt.

    So, is the general consensus here is that Jones is still actively juicing and the UFC is full on open about corruption?
     
  15. S=E

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    I'm not getting the joke.
     
  16. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    That's my opinion.
    He missed timed his cycle or micro dosed a little too much.
     
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  17. Qball1974

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    He misread the micro as mega on the package.
     
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  18. CA_Gas Bag

    CA_Gas Bag Well-Known Member

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    Every time I see this thread updated, I immediately assume Jones pissed hot again. I get disappointed with the posts.

    And my vasectomy after five kids was done in a seemingly barbaric way compared to the ones listed. The smell of burning flesh is a memory I can't forget.
     
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  19. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    Five times as much.


    Three times the size.


    Both examples of an over exaggeration.
    --- Post Added -- Dec 27, 2018, ---

    By pissed hot, you mean was flagged for banned substances in his system... oh that happened, again.
     
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  20. CA_Gas Bag

    CA_Gas Bag Well-Known Member

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    I'll just wait until the post-fight test results.

    And goddamn it, it's tree toimes da soyze of me.
     
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