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The evidence is overwhelming that UFC fighter Mike Perry is absolute trash

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  1. Sakara=Excitement

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    I didn't know douchebaggery had a belt system.
     
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  3. thumper

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    Mike perry is a weird mother fucker. Those yoga workouts are nothing more than 'LOOK AT US! WE"RE ATTENTION WHORES'. Notice they're doing it in a wide open area so everyone can see them? actually you can tell his girl is the attenion whore. SHE is pretty much the one that wants everyone to see her doing her silly moves. that's why at the end he says 'she wants to do it a lot more than me' lol

    I really got a kick out of 'it builds strength and stamina'. that really looks like it'll help stamina lol. an how much strength could it add, she can't weigh more than maybe 125. it aint adding much strength

    Those silly things remind me of BJ running under water with rocks, and tony doing workouts on old ships thinking he's setting the bar high somehow.

    all gimics. sorta like 'training mask'. i guess the reality is if it works for them, and gives them confidence it works. But stupid shit tony says like 'people are copying me now' are cringe worthy

    Funny thing though, I'd never seen this thread, I didn't realize he was a perpetual douchebag. i just thought it was random
     
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  4. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    cirque du so lame
     
  5. Poindexter

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    He's the champion meathead with one trick. He will never sniff a title shot, but they will use him as sensationally as possible.
     
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    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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  9. disposableassassin

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    WTF why is he kicking the shit out of his girlfriend?

    I don't think this guy can breathe without looking like a douche.
     
  10. Poindexter

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    Douche bagel.
     
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    Mike "Douche pickle" Perry

    Has a nice ring to it.
     
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    I don't see a problem here besides NOT BOOKING THIS FUCKIN' JUGGALO VERSUS PHIL BARONI FOR THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION INTERCONTINENTAL STRAP, IF YA SMELLLL-L-L-L-L-L-LL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-...
     
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    Mike Perry shares the matchups he’s hoping for after beating Santiago Ponzinibbio
     
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  18. Trodden

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    as soon as I saw the line 'please read in full', I stopped reading

    if anyone can summarize, please do

    Im guessing either he has herpes (fingers crossed) or he ran out of dollar bills and she wont let him put quarters in her g-string
     
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  19. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    He cheated, basically
     
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  20. Sakara=Excitement

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    Without the physical part
     

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