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Discussion in 'General MMA Forum' started by Sakara=Excitement, Oct 10, 2016.

  1. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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  2. Hassquatch

    Hassquatch Slayer

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    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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  4. Spoon

    Spoon There is no Spoon MMA Pick 'Ems World Champion

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    I'm so glad no one recorded my audio from playing SOCOM 3 on the PS2 back in the day. I'd be skewered online for the hundreds of times I called people "fucking faggots." I'd then have to do a full on media apology press tour, and blame my typical suburban upbringing. That entails me explaining that back then "faggot", was rarely (if ever) used to actually negatively refer to someones sexual orientation. But rather, I just thought they were a pussy ass cunts of a person. Thank God no one ever called me out on it.
     
  5. Afro

    Afro The Autumn Wind is a Raider

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    Socom 3 was alright, Socom 1 was where it was at. Still my favorite military shooter to this day.
     
  6. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    but the difference is youre not a public figure




    than again neither is Mark Perry or whoever the fuck that guy is
     
  7. Spoon

    Spoon There is no Spoon MMA Pick 'Ems World Champion

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    I use to hear that all the time while playing. Unfortunately I had no idea I could even play others online until I saw my friend's room mate playing SOCOM 3. He was laying in grass with a ghillie suit sniping people who could spot him. Shit was amazing. So I was a late bloomer to the series.

    Very true. Or is it...? (yeah, it is. I'm a nobody slob who could only be a "public figure" if a 911 tape of me being murdered, while being the biggest pussy in world history, about it. Only then would I get only 15 minutes of fame, but I'd be dead and my family would cringe from shame.)


    Isn't it Matthew Perry, the guy from Friends? Wait, is he fighting MMA now? I'm confused.
     
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  8. Trodden

    Trodden Talk louder, I cant hear you

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    no, Luke Perry was on 90210
     
  9. Afro

    Afro The Autumn Wind is a Raider

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    3 was not a bad one to start with it was a lot like the first one, just the first one had incredible maps and just a little bit more realistic gameplay as far as health was concerned. 2 was the only one of the 3 that was a waste of time.
     
  10. Sniggles

    Sniggles ex nihilo

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    I demand all my public figures to be fake, compulsive liars so they do not offend the delicate flower between my legs.
     
  11. Initial_ZEN

    Initial_ZEN Active Member

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    I started out hating him, but his Chinese Zodiac is the GOAT mother fuckers! All aboard the Platinum hype train! Guy is a walking meme.
     
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    Katy Perry is a singer you dumbass!
     
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    sourdough Sourdough Site Donor Asst. Bookie

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    She is also the future ex-wife of @Noise
     
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    SandyWH CHAOS KREATOR

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    Noise Ruido

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    God bless you fuckers, mmmf mmmf.
     
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  17. Bran

    Bran The wolf dead.

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    I just want to say that before I opened this thread right now I had no idea who this guy was. Now I'm properly outraged! I for one will refuse to purchase any UFC events until he's released from his contract and sent to prison.
     
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    GOD DAMN REF GOT IN THE WAY. But yea: lol.
     
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