Really stupid mistake last night

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  1. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    Decided to clean out this little pill cutter thing that I have.

    I was trying to get into a little nooks and crannies to get all that dust and shit out of it. I guess I didn't realize when I was jamming my index finger in it that I was doing so on the razor blade and it didn't register that it was starting to hurt until it was way too late and I had to cut twice right into the fingerprint of my index finger. very deep

    So now I can't type very well. The finger I use to type the most hurts like a mother fucker every time I touch a key. And since using SSH, programming and writing markup is what I do 90% of the day it's a mother fucker.

    I had to type this using voice to text
     
  2. Bran

    Bran The wolf dead.

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    Fuck. That’s some pain right there.
     
  3. Spoon

    Spoon There is no Spoon

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    Shit. I hope it was cleaned out very well. I'd be worried about any medicine residue getting into the cuts.
     
  4. Hillary's Vagina

    Hillary's Vagina Black Lives Matter

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    It’s just a flesh wound for fuck sake
    --- Post Added -- Apr 16, 2018 at 12:01 PM, ---
    My friend on Thursday cut his leg with his chain saw. Come again?
     
  5. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    Lie. You don’t have any friends.

    “Owens fat and stupid. He doesn’t have any friends.” Anyone know what that is from?
     
  6. Hillary's Vagina

    Hillary's Vagina Black Lives Matter

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    Not a lie, fucking sent us the photos in group text. Right on his quad just to right if his knee cap. 40 stitches. He is lucky to say the least and he would be the one it would happen to haha
     
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  7. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    yup. and what happened after this post, after spending the night letting is 'seal up'. I got up this morning and put some liquid skin on it..... apparently it wasn't sealed yet, and that shit sunk down to the depths of the cut.... unreal. it hurt worse than last night
    Thankfully it was. it was the last part I was cleaning out.
    how bad?
     
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  8. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    Not that anyone cares but it’s from Throw Momma From the Train. Billy Crystal and Danny Devito and Momma Fertelli. I have no idea if it holds up. Haven’t seen it since I was a kid but holy shit was it funny then.
     
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  9. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    Do I have to come up there looking after you looking after your Mother?

    I fucking hate the hot weather.
     
  10. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    no, it was her fucking pill cutter. I should be getting paid by the state as a care giver
     
  11. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    This is true.
     

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