Re-Birth of the Tattoo Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by FrankieButNotEdgar, Oct 19, 2008.

  1. MongoloidByChoke

    MongoloidByChoke Well-Known Member

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    Thanks you slut
     
  2. Poindexter

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    You should have gotten it on your ass.
     
  3. MongoloidByChoke

    MongoloidByChoke Well-Known Member

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    Already says BOB
     
  4. ILJO

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    Yeah I must say that's pretty badass. Can't tell what part of your body that is. Do you have tats on your forearms and shit? You pull people over with those tattoo's on? I'd be like there's no way this guy's a cop, he's probably trying to rape me or something. Then I'd drive off.
     
  5. m1ckey kn0x

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    My friends brother is a cop who has a pig wearing a police uniform frying bacon on his arm.
     
  6. ILJO

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    That sounds like a fake story. You trying to be cool, Mickey?
     
  7. MongoloidByChoke

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    It's on my dick
     
  8. ILJO

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    That must have hurt.
     
  9. Sniggles

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    He doesn't have to try. You're cool when you don't try.
     
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  10. ILJO

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    Who, me? I'm only cool when I'm drunk.
     
  11. Sniggles

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  12. ILJO

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    I don't know, Doug Stanhope does really good stand up when he's drunk.
     
  13. Sniggles

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    Very few people are. Most act like buffoons and think they are ingenious. I am on that list. I hate the drink.
     
  14. ILJO

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    Yeah it depends a lot on the personality I think. For me, I'm kind of quiet and I don't give a fuck about anything really, so getting drunk makes me more fun and relatable to other people. Because it's hard to be apathetic when everything seems more fun, and the conversation flows easy without my inhibitions.
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    Also I'm smart so I can generally still hold my own in conversations despite being taken down a few pegs. In fact sometimes it's easier because lots of people are dumb so it ends up just leveling out the playing field if I'm drunk.
     
  15. m1ckey kn0x

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    Nope, it's real. Scouts honor.
     
  16. MongoloidByChoke

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  18. jokerthief

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    I've always wanted to get a picture of a clown tattooed on my dick. It would look like a nice, happy clown when I'm flaccid; but when I get hard he would turn into a crazy evil menace to society. I ended up deciding against doing this though. My girlfriend at the time told me I'd never get head again if I did this. It was a tough choice.
     
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  19. Frag x 3

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  20. Poindexter

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    That's cool shit.
     

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