Purchase 3 items, make cashier uncomfortable

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  1. Neganomics

    Neganomics Your Trusted Web M.Deezy

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    Let's play a game. Which 3 items could you purchase at a grocery or other retail store that would make the cashier most uncomfortable? I'll start.

    Alcohol, tampons, lube

    Pregnancy test, coat hanger, tarp
     
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  2. SickNasty

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    dog leash, candy, zip ties
     
  3. Thamob

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    zip ties condoms sleeping pills
     
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  4. sourdough

    sourdough Sourdough Site Donor

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    Viagra, Bill Cosby's Biography, Pudding(Jello Brand Name)
     
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  5. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    Im so trying to not just go 'wrong' with this. my friends and I actually use to play this game on tour.

    I won. I got the Cops called on me at a 'Ralphs' in L.A. after buying 3 things that actually freaked out death metal musicians

    considering our sense of humor, it takes a lot to freak them out



    but Ill start small

    A plunger, cooking oil, and a pineapple
     
  6. Surfrock66

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    Laxatives, a spoon, a big bowl.
     
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  7. sourdough

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    You sound like you are fun at parties.
     
  8. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    Lube, vibrating cock ring and red bull.
     
  9. ILJO

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    Condoms, cucumbers, dog food.
     
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  10. Nebraska

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    Lysol, an axe, and a bible.
     
  11. Bran

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    A gun, "How to Murder a Cashier for Dummies," and a Get-out-of-jail-free card.
     
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  12. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    A spoon, lighters and sunglasses.
     
  13. Bran

    Bran The wolf dead.

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    A dry erase board, permanent markers, and white-out.
     
  14. Nebraska

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    A package of double stuffed Oreos, a Justin Bieber poster from 2010, and a shock collar.
     
  15. Trodden

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    a padlock, a dogs cage, a kids coloring book
     
  16. Neganomics

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    I like how everyone (myself included) pretty much decided to go the horrible route with our ideas, but I found this one to be the funniest so far and it's so innocent.

    Brilliant stuff, man.
     
  17. ʞɔɐqbuıɯoɔsısoɐɥɔ

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    Bleach, butcher knife, large trash bags
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    6 lbs of hamburger, tofu anything, soy milk
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    Pampers, Depends, Exlax
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    Hustler, Bible, Jergens
     
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  18. Nebraska

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    A pair of sunglasses, a black, leather trenchcoat, and a shotgun.
     
  19. Trodden

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    candy, nyquill, freakdogs address
     
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  20. sourdough

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    Sir we are going to need to see some ID to sell you a shotgun. Yes high school IDs are accepted.
     
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