Pointless Facts By Thumper

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  1. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    I'm bored. It's 4:45am and I'm sitting here not yet tired. Yay!

    So here's a thread that I'll post some pointless facts in from time to time.

    let's start off with this.

    Did you know that if you use the default standard editor on this forum (not the basic, but not the highest level. the one in the middle that's used by default) you can use your control keys to do special text?

    For instance, to make something bold hit control + B while the cursor is in the editor window. Same thing with Underline (Control + U) and Italics (Control + i) you can also highlight the word, and then do those key combos.

    So there. A start to what will surely be a boring uneventful thread.
     
  2. SandyWH

    SandyWH CHAOS KREATOR

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    Bill Goldberg was the first player ever released by the Carolina Panthers
     
  3. FrankieButNotEdgar

    FrankieButNotEdgar Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    A dog that shits fast, doesn't shit for long.
     
  4. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    Sylvia got bitch handled by Fedor.
     
  5. Mastershake

    Mastershake There once was a man-----

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    Cats can not digest ribbon they shit it out whole.
     
  6. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    Dog's dont lick their nuts because they can. It's because they can't make a tiny little fist.
     
  7. thebwit

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    Man holes are round so that they cannot fall in
     
  8. tick

    tick is banned?

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    I had rice krispies for breakfast. Also, the only way I can eat rice krispies for breakfast is if I use chocolate milk instead of just milk milk...
     
  9. Surfrock66

    Surfrock66 The Tirade Masta

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    Holding ctrl and scrolling will zoom in most windows programs.

    Also, the bird is the word.
     
  10. FrankieButNotEdgar

    FrankieButNotEdgar Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    I'm a prick with a chip on my shoulder.
     
  11. SandyWH

    SandyWH CHAOS KREATOR

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    Found this to be very interesting.

    1. If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
    2. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
    3. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
    4. If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.
     
  12. SandyWH

    SandyWH CHAOS KREATOR

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    You're a chip with a prick on your chin.
     
  13. FrankieButNotEdgar

    FrankieButNotEdgar Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    I don't buy in to the gay innuendo jokes.

    Joe Riggs, who currently fights at WW, used to fight at heavyweight and used to weigh 300+ pounds.
     
  14. SandyWH

    SandyWH CHAOS KREATOR

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    70% of people use the word "Shit" as their last word.
    of that 70%, 33% use "Oh Shit!" as thier last words
    46% of that 70% use "Hey, watch this shit" as their last words
     
  15. marco47

    marco47 Well-Known Member

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    October 10th is the 284th day of the year. Beat that very pointless fact.
     
  16. FrankieButNotEdgar

    FrankieButNotEdgar Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    October 11 is the 285th day of the year.

    My beard is 3 inches long.
     
  17. Mastershake

    Mastershake There once was a man-----

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    Ketchup and Mustard have no fat.
     
  18. FrankieButNotEdgar

    FrankieButNotEdgar Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    Ketchup and A-1 Steaksauce Original Flavor is delicious on fries.
     
  19. Mastershake

    Mastershake There once was a man-----

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    Agreed, I also take A1 and cook it into my hamburger when I am making Spaggetti it gives the meat a steak like flavor. It is good shit.
     
  20. SandyWH

    SandyWH CHAOS KREATOR

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    You're making this entirely too easy....

    That is 1.75 inches longer than your penis
     

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