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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by thumper, Nov 13, 2016.
Fuck you, cheeky lil cunt fart.
We could still blow you up. 'Merica
Why not a pirate flag?
Flag of the Benin empire ftw!!!!
If you dropped it in the middle, no one would notice.
Except the aboriginal locals of Alice Springs, but who gives a fuck about them.
C'mon now. We would never bomb Australia.
Australia is just like 'Merica. The best people in the whole country are the toothless dirty folks that talk funny and do the craziest, most badass shit.
Aussie Rednecks? 'Merica Rednecks? Don't matter their all the best of us.
And fuck a Canadian Redneck. They hump mooses and fish outta holes in the ice.
No nukes. You don't want to take all those crazy killer animals and radiate them. Fuuuuuuuck that.
I've got something for all of your flagpoles.
Speaking of which, where is the blow job line? I've got 30 minutes for lunch. Also, I'd like to get mine before @Hassquatch, I'm pretty sure he's got super gonorrhea.
Just over there to your left. You're behind @Sniggles. Don't worry he shouldn't take long.
Actually, I last too long for my liking. You'll be down there for a while. Better grab a water bottle and some chapstick.
I stocked up on chap stick when I opened for business.
Bald eagle is one of the biggest eagles in the world. Fucker
Fucking shit that #1. Hahaha fuck that! Grabbing kids out of the yard haha
Thanks man. Long time coming. I finally feel like I'm at 'home' and now I have a huge garage to put big oversized, underused power tools in
It's nice living near family. My Uncle was a contractor for years and he bought a Craftsman Table Saw 2 years ago, then retired. used it twice. he's frickin giving it to me. so i'm going to cut a bunch of shit up... for no reason
That's because time flushes backwards over there.
Not body parts, I hope.
actually table saws can be friggin terrifying if you ever get kick backs. I use a jig for everything and don't put my hands even remotely close to the blades. i'll take paranoia over 4 fingers zinged off any day
I was working at a foundry and watched a maintenance guy get an 11 ton forge press cycled on his hand. When he took his glove off all but one of his fingers were still inside it. Every power tool and piece of industrial equipment makes me think about that. I am eternally hyper vigilant now.