New house has a flag pole

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  1. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    Fuck you, cheeky lil cunt fart.
     
  2. chrisc

    chrisc Ninja

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    We could still blow you up. 'Merica
     
  3. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    Why not a pirate flag?

    Yaaaar!
     
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  4. cheeseflosser

    cheeseflosser Well-Known Member

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    Flag of the Benin empire ftw!!!!
     
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  5. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    If you dropped it in the middle, no one would notice.

    Except the aboriginal locals of Alice Springs, but who gives a fuck about them.
     
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  6. SandyWH

    SandyWH CHAOS KREATOR

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    C'mon now. We would never bomb Australia.

    Australia is just like 'Merica. The best people in the whole country are the toothless dirty folks that talk funny and do the craziest, most badass shit.

    Aussie Rednecks? 'Merica Rednecks? Don't matter their all the best of us.

    And fuck a Canadian Redneck. They hump mooses and fish outta holes in the ice.
     
  7. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    No nukes. You don't want to take all those crazy killer animals and radiate them. Fuuuuuuuck that.
     
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  8. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin The flying hand trucks of justice Site Donor

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    I've got something for all of your flagpoles.
     
  9. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Speaking of which, where is the blow job line? I've got 30 minutes for lunch. Also, I'd like to get mine before @Hassquatch, I'm pretty sure he's got super gonorrhea.
     
  10. disposableassassin

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    Just over there to your left. You're behind @Sniggles. Don't worry he shouldn't take long.
     
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  11. Hassquatch

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    :pics:
     
  12. Sniggles

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    Actually, I last too long for my liking. You'll be down there for a while. Better grab a water bottle and some chapstick.
     
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  13. disposableassassin

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    I stocked up on chap stick when I opened for business.
     
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  14. Hillary's Vagina

    Hillary's Vagina Black Lives Matter

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  15. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    Thanks man. Long time coming. I finally feel like I'm at 'home' and now I have a huge garage to put big oversized, underused power tools in

    It's nice living near family. My Uncle was a contractor for years and he bought a Craftsman Table Saw 2 years ago, then retired. used it twice. he's frickin giving it to me. so i'm going to cut a bunch of shit up... for no reason
     
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  16. ILJO

    ILJO Soggy Bottom Boy Site Donor

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    That's because time flushes backwards over there.
     
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  17. Poindexter

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    Not body parts, I hope.
     
  18. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    actually table saws can be friggin terrifying if you ever get kick backs. I use a jig for everything and don't put my hands even remotely close to the blades. i'll take paranoia over 4 fingers zinged off any day :)
     
  19. disposableassassin

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    I was working at a foundry and watched a maintenance guy get an 11 ton forge press cycled on his hand. When he took his glove off all but one of his fingers were still inside it. Every power tool and piece of industrial equipment makes me think about that. I am eternally hyper vigilant now.
     
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