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Jon Jones: 'I feel in my heart' that I'm still UFC champion, even without belt

Discussion in 'General MMA Forum' started by Cat--Smasher, May 30, 2018.

  1. Monsonbychoke

    Monsonbychoke Well-Known Member

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    See Marcelo Garcia
     
  2. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    I have the original version before it was edited by Jon's PR team.

    "Time has a way of putting things into perspective. One year ago today I cheated my way to a victory over Daniel Cormier to reclaim my light heavyweight title. It was the culmination of a lot of cocaine and steroids that put me on the road back to where I truly know I belong. That’s in rehab…the only place I deserve to be. Turns out it wasn’t a forever moment but a fleeting one as two weeks later I find out on TMZ of all places my title has been stripped and I’m suspended once again. To go from the spotlight to darkness, and have everything taken away from me again because of steroids is everyone’s fault but my own. It bent me but did not break me and I had to learn that you have to fight in a different way, clean. I’ve spent the last year living right and getting healthy, but much of that work was spent correcting and repairing my mental space. Call it weakness if you will but even the toughest individuals need assistance getting back on track. I’ll be back, and when I am it will be a more juicy version than the world has ever seen. You have to turn the lemons life gives you into lemonade, and you have to take time to sit back and enjoy it. The steroids don’t define you. It’s how you handle them that determines who you are. Be good, do steroids and God bless."
     
  3. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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    "Be good, do steroids and God bless."

    -jon jones
     
  4. AnchorPunch

    AnchorPunch Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    "Hey Jon, what about coke?"
    -Jon Jones 30 seconds later
     
  5. Palma

    Palma I am chaos

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    I know it in my nose that I'm still the best
     
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  6. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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    I bet he can't feel it in his teeth....because they are numb.....from all the coke.
     
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  7. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    still delusional
     
  8. m1ckey kn0x

    m1ckey kn0x deranged derelict Site Donor

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  9. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    A criminal that burglarized houses also 'feels like' all the money they made is still theirs too.
     
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  10. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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  11. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    No tests in 2018 for Jon Jones?
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    I guess his return if further off than some expected.
     
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  12. Poindexter

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    He has an exemption card that he got in his pack of gum.
     
  14. Nebraska

    Nebraska Poindexter For President NFL S.P. Champion Site Donor

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    Do people still use Internet Explorer?
     
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  15. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    nope. I have posted this several times here.. he's a long way off
     
  16. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    It's actually called Microsoft Edge now.

    And, only to download Chrome.
     
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  17. Poindexter

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  18. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    I would actually die laughing if he failed.
     
  19. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    Jones vs Goose for the interim belt before Cormier retires.
     
  20. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    Jones can fuckoff and do four years.
     
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