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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Neganomics, Apr 29, 2018.

  1. Neganomics

    Neganomics I know nothing.

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    I just wanted to let you all know that I graduated from med school yesterday so now I’m officially an MD. I’m going into family medicine. Bullet point time:

    -I will not look at your rashes.
    -I will not prescribe you weed.
    -Jokes about “gloves” are expected and will be greeted with an uncomfortable chuckle.
    -Token “turn your head and cough” jokes will be treated as above.
    -Quit smoking, eat a balanced diet, and get plenty of exercise you bastards.
    -An apple a day will not keep me away. That’s bitch shit and I ain’t no bitch.
    -I cannot legally give you medical advice unless you make an appointment, which costs money because ‘Murcia.
    -Yes you all have to call me doctor now.

    But for real, I wanted to say thanks to everyone here for the role you all played in giving me something that helped me maintain my sanity in a really stressful time. I may not post as often anymore but I’m always reading because I’m a creep and that’s what creeps do. This forum is a great community of fine gentlemen and repugnant scoundrels. And that interplay makes for some fascinating reading. So thank you all for that.
     
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  2. Miz

    Miz mortality, ka, and the Tower

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    Congrats!
     
  3. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    Fuck yes! Congratulations, man! Amazing accomplishment. And so it begins. I hope you'll let us in on the crazy stories you are going to be a party to.

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  4. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    Family medicine? What are you a fucking morman?
     
  5. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    :bow:

    the more work a task takes, the more satisfying the accomplishment.
    Congratulations Doctor
     
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  6. JeterLover27

    JeterLover27 Well-Known Member

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    Big fucking whoop
     
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  7. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    doctor love or strange love?
     
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  8. Spoon

    Spoon There is no Spoon MMA Pick 'Ems World Champion

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    Congratulations man. I can't imagine spending years to gain knowledge in a field like that, I'd just give up like a pussy in a year or less (not to mention the disgusting ass shit you have seen and will see). Much respect!
     
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  9. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    Please interact with us plebs as frequently as possible. You are an asset to the forum, in a good way.
     
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  10. Nebraska

    Nebraska Poindexter For President NFL S.P. Champion Site Donor

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    No Dr. Huxtable shit, mister. All you have to do is ask — I’m open-minded.
     
  11. JeterLover27

    JeterLover27 Well-Known Member

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    Ok ok fine.... impressive, most impressive. Congrats, confetti and balloons and shit.
     
  12. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    looks like Dr Feelgood put some happy pills up Hill's vag
     
  13. ILJO

    ILJO Bitch Nigga 3000 Site Donor

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    I swear to god I came here to say 'whoopdy fucking do,' and then I was going to "@" you to tell him he's still a bitch.
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    I'm still smarter than you Nate Deezy.

    I technically have doctor in my title too, asshole. Get over yourself.
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    No I'm just kidding though. I still love you, kinda.

    Congratulations.
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    Now go be like Intellectual and forget about us.
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    Goodbye
     
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  14. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member

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    Congrats!

    Ever want to move to Vancouver Island and practice? Hit me up, the lil lady is a recruiter of family doctors wanting to relocate.. Contributing to other nations brain-drain, one doctor at a time ;)
     
  15. m1ckey kn0x

    m1ckey kn0x deranged derelict Site Donor

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    Nate Deezy! I didn’t know it was you! That sure is one hell of an accomplishment. I remember you talking about it 4-5+ years ago like it was yesterday. You grinded all the way through. A huge congratulations and many wishes to good fortune in your future.
     
  16. Thamob

    Thamob ISYMFS

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    Congrats man.
     
  17. ILJO

    ILJO Bitch Nigga 3000 Site Donor

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    What's that supposed to mean?
     
  18. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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    He means the opposite of the way you are an asset to this forum.
     
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  19. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  20. ILJO

    ILJO Bitch Nigga 3000 Site Donor

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    You mean the same way that Trodden is an asset to men's b-holes?
     
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