I just wanted to let you all know that I graduated from med school yesterday so now I’m officially an MD. I’m going into family medicine. Bullet point time: -I will not look at your rashes. -I will not prescribe you weed. -Jokes about “gloves” are expected and will be greeted with an uncomfortable chuckle. -Token “turn your head and cough” jokes will be treated as above. -Quit smoking, eat a balanced diet, and get plenty of exercise you bastards. -An apple a day will not keep me away. That’s bitch shit and I ain’t no bitch. -I cannot legally give you medical advice unless you make an appointment, which costs money because ‘Murcia. -Yes you all have to call me doctor now. But for real, I wanted to say thanks to everyone here for the role you all played in giving me something that helped me maintain my sanity in a really stressful time. I may not post as often anymore but I’m always reading because I’m a creep and that’s what creeps do. This forum is a great community of fine gentlemen and repugnant scoundrels. And that interplay makes for some fascinating reading. So thank you all for that.