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Happy Birthday, orion_damage.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Splog, Oct 17, 2017.

  1. Splog

    Splog Gold Member

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    Happy Birthday, @orion_damage! One step closer to touching your balls to the water when you're on the toilet.
     
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  2. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Crank some Frank!

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    Fuck off, wishing some asshole constellation a happy birthday. Fucking bullshit, what's next ?
     
  3. ILJO

    ILJO Mississippi Girl Site Donor

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    Do you ever shut up? You just like to hear yourself talk, don't you? (ignore that this is a message board and you can't actually hear anything. You know what I mean, you queen).
     
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  4. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Crank some Frank!

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    Wow, jeeeesh why are you so miserable? Pull that thong out of your ass and kick off this day fresh. Everything will be fine after that.
     
  5. ILJO

    ILJO Mississippi Girl Site Donor

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    I'm going to bed, bitch. There's no kicking off to anything. My day is over.
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    Good night.
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    Oh, and happy birthday to what's-his-face.
     
  6. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Crank some Frank!

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    You are a real asshole, come into this thread and don't even wish the guy a happy bday. Maybe you will wake up on the right side of the bed this time. Grouch
     
  7. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    I wrote a song.

    Happy Birthday day is a day to say it's your day.

    Happy Birthday day is a day to say it's okay to be traditionally gay.

    Happy Birthday day is a day to say you can play and play and play.

    Happy Birthday day is a day to finally pay attention to the fact that the Jews were behind 911.

    Happy Birthday day is the day to dance, prance, and enchance your chance to change your stance.

    Happy Birthday day is the day to wine, and dine, be fine and recline.

    Happy Birthday day is the day to remember that you are special...

    Unless you're a filthy, filthy Jew.

    Happy Birthday friend!
     
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  8. ILJO

    ILJO Mississippi Girl Site Donor

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    ......
     
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  9. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Crank some Frank!

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    Um, can we at least get a tune to sing this in. I tried doing it out loud and it just did not sound right.
     
  10. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    It sounds like rape.
     
  11. Trodden

    Trodden The autumn air Thickly fills my lungs So sweetly

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    Happy closer-to-Death day bro!!


     
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  12. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    Happy Birthday, mang.

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  13. orion_damage

    orion_damage Well-Known Member

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    Haha man life has been busy, thanks everyone. Randy Fookin Rhoads!
     
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