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Happy Birthday, Ninjastix.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Splog, Oct 12, 2017.

  1. Splog

    Splog Gold Member

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    Happy Birthday, @Ninjastix! One step closer to touching your balls to the water when you're on the toilet.
     
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  2. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    The following statement is unfortunately true:

    Near the tail end of my linzessing last night I shit all over the back of my balls. It smelled like hot raccoon breath after one of the little fuckers had raided a dumpster.

    Your balls never stop stretching folks. And mine are larger than average. I'm considering spraying Flex Seal on the back of them as a form of protection.
     
  3. JeterLover27

    JeterLover27 Well-Known Member

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    Ya ya likely story pal
     
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  4. Dimson

    Dimson Your tears don't fall...

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    Happy Birthday you little Ninja.
     
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  5. ILJO

    ILJO Bitch Nigga 3000 Site Donor

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    Fuck that guy.
     
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  6. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    just tuck em into your socks
     
  7. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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    Do your balls hang low
    Do they swing to and fro
    Can you tie them in a knot
    Can you tie them in a bow


    Happy birthday mane
     
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  8. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    I'm going to shit in your mouth. I will avoid corn however as a courtesy.
     
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  9. Trodden

    Trodden Aggretsuko is my power animal

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    I take it you havent seen 'Two ILJOs one cup'
     
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  10. Nebraska

    Nebraska Poindexter For President NFL S.P. Champion Site Donor

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    Never heard of her.
     
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  11. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    Happy Birthday to one of the best, OG posters, from News and MMA Spot. Hope it's a good one. Sounds like it already is.

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  12. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    Happy birthday you old, rambling, fat, out of shape, Raleigh sweathog.
     
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  13. Palma

    Palma I am chaos

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    Fuck guy
     
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  14. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    Guy.
     
  15. Palma

    Palma I am chaos

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    .
     
  16. Noise

    Noise Ruido

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    #Log cutters for everyone, :cupcake::cupcake::cupcake:.
     
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  17. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin PHASE 2 Site Donor

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  18. JeterLover27

    JeterLover27 Well-Known Member

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    How is that a courtesy? If anything it takes the space up of more shit, I say you are giving him a better deal with the corn.
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    What is a powerwolf? Is that what happens when you move on from power bottoms?
     
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  19. Problematique

    Problematique Wiedźmin.

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    When you're fucking her from behind and as you cum you howl like a wolf and then scream "I HAVE THE POWER!"
     
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  20. JeterLover27

    JeterLover27 Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh interesting, does skeletor appear after by any chance?
     
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