Florida Man Compilation

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  1. chrisc

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  4. m1ckey kn0x

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    My girlfriend mentioned this recently.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...nd-naked-allegedly-set-house-fire/1228241002/

    That is mine. Makes sense.
     
  5. ILJO

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    This thread clearly "inspired" by:

     
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  6. chrisc

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    Clearly...
     
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    For those that didn't know....

    Which is most people
     
  8. chrisc

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    Florida man existed long before that though
     
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  10. chrisc

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    I’ve taken the train and subway in New York. You mother fuckers have nooooooo room to talk
     
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    I've been enlightened.
     
  12. GayForGayG

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    There are fewer people here in bama than either Florida or New York so I'm certain the average IQ has been substantially lowered here to offset the difference.

    I live everyday of my life trapped in hillbilly hell.
     
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    When I was in Pensacola people would come from Alabama to go to the fair, you’re not wrong
     
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    This was in Broward County. My dude in the red would have been walking home

    I just want to hear @Noise’s comments on Brad, Chad, and Tadd.
     
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    If that guy had tried that with my friends and I he wouldn't have walked away.

    If one of my guys acted like old dude in the red he would have totally been left with the body.

    There are alot of unsolved murders around these parts
     
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    Those white guys were pretty lucky. The dude trying to rob them really wasnt ready to shoot anyone. He just saw someone as an easy target. There are a lot of people in Boward County who would have pulled the trigger. The robbers are lucky too though, they could have easily been shot as well and justified.

    But you're right, dude in the red isn't part of the group anymore. That would be an akward ride home. "Really bro? You just fuckin stood there?"
     
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    Yeah I completely agree with this. My whole thing is if you are threatening my life with a gun you had better plan to either kill me or die. I do not react well to someone pulling a gun on me.
     
  19. SickNasty

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    At 17 I got robbed at gunpoint by a junkie in Center City Philly for $4.00.

    When I told him it was my last $4.00 he felt bad and offered it back to me.
     
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    One time a friend of mine had some trouble with a few guys. One of them pulls up alongside us while we were all walking. He tapped a gun on the window and pointed it right at me. I started punching his window and they drove off. I'm lucky I didn't die doing something stupid like that over a buddy banging some dudes girlfriend.
     
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