F*cking Jon Jones

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  1. Nebraska

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  2. Poindexter

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    I guess his one day in rehab didn't work.
     
  3. Trodden

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    Jones, the fuck up GOAT
     
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  5. Bran

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    Being his second offense in NM, and with the added gun charge, gotta imagine he'll see some jailtime, right? Even if it's just ceremonial?
     
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    We can hope.
     
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  7. Nebraska

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    Maybe he can rekindle his friendship with Colby and work in a pardon from Trump.
     
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    even tho he is black, he also has money, so I doubt it
     
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    New Mexico Second Offense DWI
    Jail time: A second offense conviction will result in a minimum jail sentence of 96-hours up to a maximum of 364 days. Any jail term may be suspended in lieu of a term of probation up to 5 years. Fines: There is a $500 mandatory fine up to a maximum of $1,000 plus all court costs.

    something tells me that Jones isn’t living in New Mexico because he loves Jackson-Wink so much. Those penalties are so lax they practically encourage you to roll the dice.
     
  10. m1ckey kn0x

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    Did Jon go out drunk driving in the desert and shoot his gun out the window? Lmfao. He must have been on some end of the world shit.

    Or maybe he wants to get quarantined in jail where they have enough toilet paper.
     
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  11. S=E

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    Jon's fuckups are like when the groundhog comes out and signals a change in the seasons. It must be spring time bitches. Jon done fucked up again.
     
  12. Bran

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  13. chuckthechamp

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    With the added gun charge he will do time. Especially if they find the gun to have been fired recently..

    What a fucking loser..
     
  14. m1ckey kn0x

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    Not going to lie, if no one is out on the road, I know a lot of people would love to go on a similar sort of one last gun toting fuck-it-all kind of joyride during times like this.

    While Jon Jones is drunk driving and shooting his gun, Mike Perry is knocking dudes out on pavement outside of the club.
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    At least Jon gives us something to talk about during this down time.
     
  15. Ninjastix

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    A narcissist cannot change. Jones is an addict as well. He's not going to learn his lesson through any good grace of judicial consideration. He should be in prison if he refuses to be in rehab.

    He's lucky to not have been executed by law enforcement. We aren't so lucky by contrast.
     
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  16. CA_Gas Bag

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    Fuck Jon Jones.
     
  17. Kano

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    The UFC can decide where a trial will be held?
     
  18. Bran

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    It’s a joke, since they moved shows to LA the last two times he was refused licenses
     
  19. chrisc

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    Jones belongs in Florida
     
  20. disposableassassin

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
     
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