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F*ck You Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by sodium_nitrate, Sep 17, 2009.

  1. sodium_nitrate

    sodium_nitrate stay thirsty my friends.

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    Fuck all those emotional mother fuckers that need to constantly talk about their feelings to 'resolve' things. If you weren't such an emotional little bitch to begin with then u would have one less problem to deal with. Why can't they just hold things in and let it eat away at them like me?
     
  2. The Sundance Kid

    The Sundance Kid Outlaw Staff Member

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    I plan on catching.
     
  3. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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  4. bradlabo

    bradlabo In Half Guard I Trust

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  5. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    After seven consecutive heaves of high-speed projectile vomiting this afternoon I have to say: Fuck You Food Poisoning. Fuck You.
     
  6. ATJ-Lucko

    ATJ-Lucko MMAtheist Survival Pool Champion

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    Did you eat fish or something?
     
  7. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    Bad egg salad I think. I'm hurtin'.
     
  8. Surfrock66

    Surfrock66 The Tirade Masta

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    After all the shit we've been through with the house, and wife's job and all this shit, she's exasperated at me asking her questions like "so have you decided if we're gonna move yet?" So exasperated that she even asked "jesus if you're so sick of the uncertainty, why do you even stay with me?"

    And my honest answer? "I'd love to say it was because I agreed to stick with you through thick and thin...but the reality is I gave up every good career option I've had to follow you, never had any friends, I don't speak to anyone in my family anymore, together we have no money and only debt...it's because following you is the only option I have."

    So Fuck You to my life. I'm going to get so drunk I might die.
     
  9. jesusatemyhotdog

    jesusatemyhotdog Welcome to the machine.

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    Just broke up with the girlfriend of two years a few months before I get posted out. We had a god damn future planned.

    Fuck you, <name redacted>
     
  10. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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    Sorry to hear, but I'm confused. Normally you think the "fuck you" would be reserved for the one who got broken, not the one who did the breaking, or did she put you in the position of having to make the break?

    I've done the breaking twice, one I could of thrown myself into a woodchipper when it was all said and done, while the other was the greatest, most ridiculous sensation of egotism and self-gratification in my short life.

    I'm going to assume that maybe yours wasn't the latter this time?
     
  11. jesusatemyhotdog

    jesusatemyhotdog Welcome to the machine.

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    I did the breaking up, but was forced into it due to her bullshit.

    I've been through break ups before, but marriage and kids was on the table with this one.
     
  12. bradlabo

    bradlabo In Half Guard I Trust

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    That sucks dude, sorry to hear.

    We need to hangout at least once before you get posted. A fight or something
     
  13. The Sundance Kid

    The Sundance Kid Outlaw Staff Member

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    Keep you head up Jesus, erry little ting is gonna be alright.
     
  14. thumper

    thumper all around great guy Staff Member

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    when did you become Jamaican SDK? and is it a 'conversion' type thing or is it contagious and just being around Jamaican people infects you with Jamaicanisms
     
  15. jesusatemyhotdog

    jesusatemyhotdog Welcome to the machine.

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    For sure.

    UFC in Montreal is on my b-day this year. I'm not going to MTL, but we might do something in the GTA involving MMA, booze and strippers.
     
  16. The Sundance Kid

    The Sundance Kid Outlaw Staff Member

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    I converted with my bradda Snoop Lion.
     
  17. bradlabo

    bradlabo In Half Guard I Trust

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    Haha, nice. Shoot me a text sometime and we will figure stuff out.
     
  18. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    Fuck you night shifts!!!

    I apologize for the harsh language but you know, the thread name
     
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  19. Bran

    Bran The wolf dead.

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    Haha, you're having some fun bumping old threads. This activity is usually reserved for @Poindexter . Hope you're not stepping on his toes.
     
  20. Kano

    Kano My New Challenge Site Donor

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    I hope not. Killing some free time at work.
    I'll stop.

    I was just looking at @Bran's MOM thread. That was a good one. I didn't bump.
     
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