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Discussion in 'General MMA Forum' started by Cat--Smasher, Jan 15, 2019.

  1. chrisc

    chrisc Ninja

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    1. Wheres your video
    2. I work on computers
    3. I don’t need pushups to shoot you in the face
     
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  2. Anchorpunch

    Anchorpunch Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    1. Facebook live or it didn't happen
    2. Sorry, I thought you heard me. I already called you a pussy.
    3. You better hope Nebraska's obesity and neckbeard aren't sexually transmitted or you won't get your finger on the trigger again.
     
  3. chrisc

    chrisc Ninja

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    All I’m saying is if you and Freak fought, he’d win
     
  4. Anchorpunch

    Anchorpunch Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    This is where my lack of engagement on the other subforums impacts me. All I can guess is that you think he's better at transexuals than I am. And, sir, words hurt.
     
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  5. chrisc

    chrisc Ninja

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    I’m saying everyone is better than you at everything. Nebraska even
     
  6. Qball1974

    Qball1974 Tower of Song Site Donor

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    Don't give Freak false hope,

    a wet paper bag would have won.
     
  7. chrisc

    chrisc Ninja

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    Wet paper bag > Pillowbiter
     
  8. Anchorpunch

    Anchorpunch Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    That is the single most hurtful thing that has been said to me. Nebraska? Fucking Nebraska?! Damn, I just... I guess I quit the forum.
     
  9. Dimson

    Dimson Your tears don't fall...

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    I think that would be a quality and fitting user name for him. I dig it.
     
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  10. Anchorpunch

    Anchorpunch Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    Sadly, I can't bring myself to give @disposableassassin a name referencing something I don't know about (WWE) So, for now DA, I dub you "PicogramPenis"
     
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  11. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin Mutatis Mutandis Site Donor

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  12. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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  13. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin Mutatis Mutandis Site Donor

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    Like salt in an Olympic sized vagina.
     
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  14. Anchorpunch

    Anchorpunch Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    The thing that the fans at home need to understand is the current science can only say that DA had a tiny penis at some time. This is the M3 penis, for millimeter. However, until we see an M1 or M2 penis, we're unable to say anything conclusively about his current length. Certainly, whether intentionally or otherwise, DA had an impossibly tiny penis at some point. But we simply don't have the science to say if he still does.
     
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  15. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin Mutatis Mutandis Site Donor

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    It pulses.
     
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  16. m1ckey kn0x

    m1ckey kn0x deranged derelict Site Donor

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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Kevo

    Kevo SMOKE BOMB!

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    Love it

    But in reality, there's no way a man with 13 kids could have a penis that tiny

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    Unless he's coming in the baby momma's mouth, and she's spitting into his mouth and he's spitting into her gapping vagina.

    Which is plausible
     
  18. disposableassassin

    disposableassassin Mutatis Mutandis Site Donor

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    I'll never tell.
     
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