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Damn Nature, YOU SCARY!

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  1. Poindexter

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    They joined Timmy's crew.
     
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  2. kanobro

    kanobro My New Challenge Site Donor

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    I work with a guy (Dennis). He drinks a bottle of brandy every day. Needless to say his bodily functions are sketchy at best.
    From time to time he has accidents. So I've taken to calling him poopy pants. (not to his face)
    I answered the phone in the control room one day and the voice asked for Dennis. I replied no, poopy pants isn't here right now.
    Looking around before I hung up I noticed Dennis was sitting behind me so I handed him the phone.
     
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  3. Poindexter

    Poindexter Reputation: ∞ Staff Member

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    That made me laugh.
     
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  4. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member Survival Pool Champion

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    Hurricane Harvey looks nasty. Hope you kids in Texas stay safe and out of the storm.

    @Sakara=Excitement this hitting you up? Hope you and yours are safe and sound.
     
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  5. Trodden

    Trodden The autumn air Thickly fills my lungs So sweetly

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    I hope not

    stay safe Sak!!

    130 mph winds!? fuck that shit

    and like 35 inches of rain


    damn this shit could be another katrina, I really hope it doesnt get that bad


    after all the funding cut from the govt, all fema will send is ramen and unbought copies of Love Guru on dvd
     
  6. Cat--Smasher

    Cat--Smasher Putting the stamp on kids Staff Member Survival Pool Champion

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    Vacancies Atop Key Hurricane Response Agencies Raise Questions As Harvey Approaches: As Hurricane Harvey approaches Texas, the White House has faced questions about vacancies at the top of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). DHS, which oversees the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and the Coast Guard, has been without a director since John Kelly joined the White House as chief of staff, although Kelly's former deputy has taken the role as acting secretary since Kelly's departure. Trump has not yet nominated a head of the NOAA. Trump's nominees for deputy directors at FEMA have not been confirmed.
     
  7. Trodden

    Trodden The autumn air Thickly fills my lungs So sweetly

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    yeah, if shit goes sideways in Tx, a lot of people are going to be in big trouble with no one but Mexico to help them


    but hey, instead of a wall, Trump will get a moat
     
  8. Poindexter

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    Moat + alligators + caldrons of extremely hot liquefied tar.
     
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  9. Trodden

    Trodden The autumn air Thickly fills my lungs So sweetly

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    what we need are fireproof alligators
     
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  10. Poindexter

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    Not that hard to get.
     
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  11. Trodden

    Trodden The autumn air Thickly fills my lungs So sweetly

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    we have radioactive ones now



    go to 6:20 in for that part
     
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  12. Poindexter

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    I'm a New Yorker, man. They are right beneath me for most of my day.
     
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  13. Trodden

    Trodden The autumn air Thickly fills my lungs So sweetly

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  14. Sakara=Excitement

    Sakara=Excitement America's Most Wanted Site Donor

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    I appreciate that Cat. We picked up our sand bags yesterday. Luckily for us right before it started to hit land, the hurricane started shifting more north. We will see rain, probably 4-6 inches but anything crazy missed us.
     
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  15. Cat--Smasher

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    Glad to hear.

    Did you have to sandbag off your whole place or I guess just the enterances? 4-6 inches of rain in a short period of time is pretty significant.
     
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    For our house the only area that we worry about flooding is the back door to the back yard. Our front has a porch so that's pretty safe. The city gave out 6 sandbags per residence so we'll be fine. Our back room which we built and has our washer and dryer has two leaks that we're trying to find. Thats the bigger issue. But we should be good. The bad stuff is already more north of us. Ive seen some videos where it has and it looks brutal. Hope everyone stays safe.
     
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  17. Trodden

    Trodden The autumn air Thickly fills my lungs So sweetly

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    Trump already released a statement on Hurricane Harvey condemning the violence on both sides



    Bill Maher joke
     
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  18. m1ckey kn0x

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    Yes, good to hear. Just saw on the news how San Antonio is damn near in the center of that mess.
     
  19. TriangleSmoke

    TriangleSmoke Motherfucker of the Century Site Donor

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  20. Afro

    Afro The Autumn Wind is a Raider

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    I'm actually in Tennessee right now fortunately lol, I go back to FL on the 22nd depending on this shit, how about you though?
     

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