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Damn Nature, YOU SCARY!

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  1. ChuckBooty 2.0

    ChuckBooty 2.0 The downgraded upgrade Site Donor

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  2. Dirty

    Dirty fuck you!

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    I picked up a gosling on a golf course when I was about 9. The whole flock went 209 on me and chased me the fuck around til I dropped it and even then some of those fuckers were still after me like fucking Liam Neeson avenging their fledgling's capture. Im 9 trying to run with a set of golf clubs when the inevitable horror story cliche happened.........I tripped. Clubs go flying, I get up and start trying to put my clubs away when I realized I was putting weapons away instead of defending myself. Once I grabbed one of the irons and started swinging at them they backed the fuck of. I didnt have to actually decapitated any of these hellbeasts. They all basically just walked away. To this day probably one of the most frightened I have ever been. Over geese.
     
  3. Intellectual

    Intellectual Breathe Life Into a Stone

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    Cemetery geese are the worst! Everytime we visit grandparents grave, those bastards show up out of nowhere. And they don't give a fuck when a car passes by. They just block the path.

    Anyway, thought this was hilarious

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  4. Dirty

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fKEKRQF6a10" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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  5. ArMnHC

    ArMnHC Great Chimdale County Man

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/h8DXzjvnzPk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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  6. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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  7. PatsWillPoundMyProlapsedChin

    PatsWillPoundMyProlapsedChin Well-Known Member Site Donor

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    Yet another reason to support the second ammendment.
     
  8. foundstarr

    foundstarr Inspector SpaceTime Site Donor

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    Hell ya! Why aren't more 9 year olds armed and killing birds?
     
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  9. PatsWillPoundMyProlapsedChin

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    I took my daughter and my ex and her kid to a ranch where they had some geese. I actually did have a 9 mm handgun on my side. We were feeding bread to the geese and then we ran out of bread. They started hissing and running after us. Luckily there were some rocks near by and we warded them off with rocks but they're scarier in person than you'd think. I'd have pulled my gun of they got a hold of one of us.
     
  10. foundstarr

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    Why throw a rock at all? You had your strap just start firing.
     
  11. PatsWillPoundMyProlapsedChin

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    Lol. I didn't want to have to explain to the old man why I opened fire at his ranch. But those motherfucking geese did freak me out a little and made my kid cry. We didn't even try to hit them with the rocks. Just threw them at the ground near their feet and scared them off.
     
  12. ArMnHC

    ArMnHC Great Chimdale County Man

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    FUCK THAT!
     
  13. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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  14. Dirty

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    Good thing I just woke up. I now have all day to try and forget that x-ray gif before trying to go back to sleep tonight.
     
  15. Ninjastix

    Ninjastix Damn Gina Site Donor

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  16. Dirty

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uD6wdrVFc0g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    That would be intense to say the least.
     
  17. Harlem Hustler

    Harlem Hustler Dont argue, I'm always right!

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    if that Cheetah would have jumped in the car, shit would have got real lol
     
  18. Ninjastix

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  19. ArMnHC

    ArMnHC Great Chimdale County Man

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    WTF is that thing?!!!
     
  20. ATJ-Lucko

    ATJ-Lucko MMAtheist

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    hawaiian carnivorous caterpillar

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