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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ChuckBooty 2.0, Mar 26, 2013.
I picked up a gosling on a golf course when I was about 9. The whole flock went 209 on me and chased me the fuck around til I dropped it and even then some of those fuckers were still after me like fucking Liam Neeson avenging their fledgling's capture. Im 9 trying to run with a set of golf clubs when the inevitable horror story cliche happened.........I tripped. Clubs go flying, I get up and start trying to put my clubs away when I realized I was putting weapons away instead of defending myself. Once I grabbed one of the irons and started swinging at them they backed the fuck of. I didnt have to actually decapitated any of these hellbeasts. They all basically just walked away. To this day probably one of the most frightened I have ever been. Over geese.
Cemetery geese are the worst! Everytime we visit grandparents grave, those bastards show up out of nowhere. And they don't give a fuck when a car passes by. They just block the path.
Anyway, thought this was hilarious
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Yet another reason to support the second ammendment.
Hell ya! Why aren't more 9 year olds armed and killing birds?
I took my daughter and my ex and her kid to a ranch where they had some geese. I actually did have a 9 mm handgun on my side. We were feeding bread to the geese and then we ran out of bread. They started hissing and running after us. Luckily there were some rocks near by and we warded them off with rocks but they're scarier in person than you'd think. I'd have pulled my gun of they got a hold of one of us.
Why throw a rock at all? You had your strap just start firing.
Lol. I didn't want to have to explain to the old man why I opened fire at his ranch. But those motherfucking geese did freak me out a little and made my kid cry. We didn't even try to hit them with the rocks. Just threw them at the ground near their feet and scared them off.
Good thing I just woke up. I now have all day to try and forget that x-ray gif before trying to go back to sleep tonight.
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That would be intense to say the least.
if that Cheetah would have jumped in the car, shit would have got real lol
WTF is that thing?!!!
hawaiian carnivorous caterpillar
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