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Ariel Helwani Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'General MMA Forum' started by TriangleSmoke, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. Nebraska

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    Is he a bigger twat than BJ Penn?
     
  2. sourdough

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    Bigger. Helwani is the kind of guy that would have a 72 hour long birth because he never wanted to leave his mom's vagina and turn into him being a survivor.
     
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  3. chrisc

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    This is very specific.


    I like it
     
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  4. Ninjastix

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    Until BJ faces Andy Wang, Ariel is the lesser of two twats.
     
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  5. Qball1974

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    You really want to see BJ lose to Andy Wang.
     
  6. Ninjastix

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    It'd be like seeing Haley's Comet on Christmas Eve while receiving a blumpkin from Ivanka. She would be 'complicit' I'm sure.
     
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  7. Nebraska

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    The ESPN platform has not only enhanced this dude’s ego, but their “Embrace Debate” mantra has also managed to draw out some of his awful opinions on the sport.

    Also, his only response to Jones testing positive (again) was to retweet Anthony Smith’s response.
     
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  9. ATJ-Lucko

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    mma fighters are the biggest snowflakes, for people who almost kill each other for a living you think they would have thicker skin.
     
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  10. McGregor’s Anal Gouging Administrator

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    I think the last person I would refer to as a snowflake would be Cerrone. On so many different levels.
     
  11. Kano

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    Cerrone
    More douche than snowflake. But yeah a little sensitive.
     
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  12. Nebraska

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    Fuck Ariel.
     
  13. thumper

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    Here here. And I suppose that makes Rampage and several other fighters 'snowflakes' since more than one have said on camera they refuse to take questions from Ariel.

    Wasn't Nick one of them? I know Rampage did it, and Jones did it but he's a waste of space perma cheat so i don't count him.
     
  14. Qball1974

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    Nick, Rampage and Jones.

    Yeah an alluring trio.
     
  15. Nebraska

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    Last Saturday...

     
  16. thumper

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    Christ I'd love to punch ariel in his mountain sized noze.

    I can't think of two more worthless people to have a show together. One of them is just a worthless mouthpiece that doesn't even understand etiquette and how to manage a relationship with the fighters, and the other can't string two sentences together without lying, making something up to try looking smart, or throw in some sort of hidden secret that nobody but he knows, or somehow trying to appear relevant somewhere.

    Chael makes incredibly stupid predictions that rarely pan out, and I guess he figures if he makes enough, one will eventually accidentally be true and he'll scream about how clairvoyant he is

    Does anyone here actually watch any of their shows? I'm asking honestly. It's the perfect setting for some newbie that doesn't know anything about the sport, but I can't imagine many old school fans like it?!
     
  17. AnchorPunch

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    2019: One of the best commentary teams is on bare knuckle fighting and the best analysis is on a podcast by a snarky Brit with a fake name.
     

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