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  1. Poindexter
    But have you ever farted yourself to sleep?
    Apr 9, 2016
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  2. thumper
    you just blew my mind
    Apr 9, 2016
  3. RearNakedSmoker
    That's pretty impressive! I've never done that before.
    Apr 9, 2016
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  5. Cat--Smasher
    My old lady bitches at me for early morning farting her awake all the time. My digestion is like clockwork.
    Apr 11, 2016
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  6. sourdough
    It's nice to know we are the people you think of after you fart.
    Apr 12, 2016
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