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Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks May 17, 2019 at 12:10 AM

    1. thumper
      thumper
      Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks
    2. thumper
      thumper
      Today I learned that Moby Dick is a venereal disease
    3. thumper
      thumper
      Wouldn't it make sense that gay men likely won't have constipation problems?
      1. disposableassassin
        disposableassassin
        Unless they can't get laid.
        Apr 9, 2019
      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Pooper packing could contribute to constipation actually.
        Apr 13, 2019
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      3. Kano
        Kano
        WTF, Thumper. I'm trying to eat lunch.
        Apr 15, 2019
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    4. thumper
      thumper
      Build a man a fire & he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
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      2. Kano
        Kano
        you can live the rest of your lie eating nothing but tree bark.
        Mar 14, 2019
    5. thumper
      thumper
      Riddle: Any given year - Xmas eve and NY eve fall on the same day of the week. Xmas day and NY day don't. Why?
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      2. sourdough
        sourdough
        xmas eve and ny eve are 7 days apart. xmas and new years are 358 or so days apart depending on whether its a leap year
        Jan 5, 2019
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      3. thumper
        thumper
        @Problematique and @sourdough are correct. Just have to open a calendar to see it. Took me awhile to figure it out. the real key is 'any given year'
        Jan 5, 2019
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      4. ILJO
        ILJO
        I don't get it.
        Jan 6, 2019
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    6. thumper
      thumper
      Peanut butter jelly time
      1. Kano
        Kano
        in your belly time
        Dec 2, 2018
      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Not that time AGAIN!?!!
        Dec 19, 2018
    7. thumper
      thumper
      You never realize how often you fart until you hang around with someone you are attracted to
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    8. thumper
      thumper
      My electric bills could buy a nice car. this sucks
      1. Dimson
        Dimson
        Stop using so much electricity then.
        Sep 19, 2018
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      2. thumper
        thumper
        Hmmm never thought of that. Genius!
        Sep 19, 2018
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      3. ILJO
        ILJO
        Could your electric bills pay for my electric bills instead? That seems more practical.
        Sep 23, 2018
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    9. thumper
      thumper
      I before E Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.
      1. Dimson
        Dimson
        English language ftw!
        Aug 8, 2018
      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Took me awhile.
        Aug 10, 2018
    10. thumper
      thumper
      Babies literally suck the energy from their moms to become more powerful
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    11. thumper
      thumper
      It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone wanna fuck?" but birds do it all day and nobody cares.
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      2. ILJO
        ILJO
        I care... Fucking hate birds. Lousy little retarded dinosaurs they are.
        Jun 3, 2018
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      3. Kano
        Kano
        ya birds shit on things. My car, roof of my house, other stuff I don't want bird shit on.
        Jun 4, 2018
    12. thumper
      thumper
      Anyone on the freeway going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is an idiot that's going to kill someone?
      1. disposableassassin
        disposableassassin
        Everyone is an idiot.
        May 28, 2018
    13. thumper
      thumper
      The only people who think a car playing loud music is cool are the people in the car
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      2. ILJO
        ILJO
        Hey fuck you
        May 18, 2018
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      3. thumper
        thumper
        I was listening to rap in Houston one time in my car with dark windows at a car wash, had my music CRANKED. it was fucking loud. i get out of the car to wipe off the water at the vacuums and there were two black guys in the booth next to me. when i got out of the car they busted up laughing. not expecting to see a white business man get out of the car (this was back in like 2000). i'll never forget that.
        May 19, 2018
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    14. thumper
      thumper
      Not having Headphone jacks in theaters seems borderline criminal
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    15. thumper
      thumper
      The candles you blow out on a birthday cake represent the years extinguished from your life
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      2. ILJO
        ILJO
        Freakdog deleted it in the last profile post, but I told him to "shut the fuck up already."
        Apr 23, 2018
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      3. ChuckBooty 2.0
        ChuckBooty 2.0
        Also it let's you kinda spit on everybody's piece of cake.
        Apr 23, 2018
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    16. thumper
      thumper
      Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
      1. Bran
        Bran
        I don't like to go around making diabetes jokes, but dude, you can't just set them up like that.
        Apr 16, 2018
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      2. thumper
        thumper
        you complete me
        Apr 22, 2018
    17. thumper
      thumper
      Flat Earthers never seem to appreciate how lucky we are that the Earth is horizontal rather than vertical
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      2. Kano
        Kano
        even worse. earth could be round and we could,ve ended up on the bottom.
        Apr 12, 2018
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    18. thumper
      thumper
      have you seen the clown that hides from gay people? Have you?
      1. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        I saw him.
        Mar 25, 2018
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      2. sourdough
        sourdough
        I totally sucked his dick.
        Mar 25, 2018
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    19. thumper
      thumper
      Hey Now Brown Cow
    20. thumper
      thumper
      Not to go off topic about taking/leaving a shit, but I just picked 124 ripe, sweet and tangy tangelos off a tree and have 100+ left to pick
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