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Hating the elf on the shelf. Whoever came up with that should get punched in the balls repeatedly. Dec 1, 2018

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1. Thamob
  Hating the elf on the shelf. Whoever came up with that should get punched in the balls repeatedly.
  
  Dec 1, 2018
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  2. ILJO
    What the fuck are you talking about?
    
    Dec 4, 2018
  3. Thamob
    Its this new thing. Elf comes down everyday and then goes back and tells Santa the kids day. Have to put the damn elf in a different place and position every day
    
    Dec 4, 2018
  4. Dimson
    Elf on a shelf is hilarious.
    
    Dec 10, 2018 at 8:15 AM
2. Thamob
  If people are taking pictures and you are in the background you have the right to photo bomb.
  
  Aug 4, 2018
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3. Thamob
  Pray for me. I'm running an 8 kid sleepover by myself. Wife is out of town.
  
  May 11, 2018
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  2. Poindexter
    You are doomed.
    
    May 12, 2018
    
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  3. ATJ-Lucko
    https://i.imgur.com/siP2d7W.gif
    
    May 15, 2018
4. Thamob
  My son: "Dad, What makes you Blacktose intolerant?
  
  Apr 28, 2018
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  3. ILJO
    The news?
    
    Apr 28, 2018
  4. ILJO
    The noose?
    
    Apr 28, 2018
    
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  5. Kano
    upbringing
    
    Apr 29, 2018
5. Thamob
  Just introduced my boys to one of the greatest comedy teams. ..... The Three Stooges
  
  Mar 22, 2018
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  2. thumper
    That's pretty awesome dude!!
    
    often wish I'd done the 'dad' thing.
    
    Mar 23, 2018
6. Problematique
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85o9rugVoJU
  
  Mar 24, 2017
  2. Thamob
    What the F@ck??
    
    Mar 27, 2017
    
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7. Thamob
  Today is International Day to End Racial Discrimination
  
  Mar 21, 2017
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  3. ILJO
    What about domestically, can I still be racist?
    
    Mar 22, 2017
  4. Thamob
    Limited to only idiots and Duke fans
    
    Mar 22, 2017
    
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  5. Trodden
    Killing all humans ends racism. Except the Ku Klux Termites
    
    Mar 23, 2017
    
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8. Thamob
  You wanna know what's awesome? When you 7 y/o asks to change the pop station and turn up GNR Welcome to the Jungle
  
  Feb 25, 2017
  2. RearNakedSmoker
    Raising them right! \m/
    
    Feb 25, 2017
9. Thamob
  Is it just me or does Theon Greyjoy look like a strung out Conner McGregor or at the least his strung out wanna be little brother
  
  Dec 20, 2016
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10. Thamob
  I never knew bay leaves could get you high
  
  Nov 11, 2016
  2. Kano
    Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
    
    Nov 11, 2016
    
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  3. Poindexter
    Is this true?
    
    Nov 11, 2016
    
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  4. disposableassassin
    I got some banana peels and a toad to lick if you wanna go get white girl wasted.
    
    Nov 11, 2016
    
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11. Thamob
  I don't care. NO grown man past 30 should be walking with saggy pants to his ankles and any parts of their underwear showing.
  
  Oct 20, 2016
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  3. Trodden
    some people dont want fart stains on their pants, ok?
    
    Oct 22, 2016
    
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  4. Ninjastix
    Don't tell me what I can't do.
    
    - John Locke
    
    Oct 24, 2016
    
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  5. Trodden
    We gotta go back!
    
    Oct 24, 2016
12. Thamob
  I swear if I see any of those clowns by my kids I am fucking them up on site.
  
  Oct 7, 2016
  2. Sniggles
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b7/bb/1b/b7bb1bf0296d79f6728a92527db4ff2c.jpg
    
    Oct 11, 2016
  3. Thamob
    I love creepy clowns but man that is some mean shit these guys are doing running around schools an scaring kids.
    
    Oct 11, 2016
    
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13. Problematique
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
  
  Aug 16, 2016
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  2. Thamob
    Dude, I so hate you....
    
    Aug 16, 2016
    
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  3. Problematique
    You hate that you love it so much.
    
    Aug 16, 2016
14. Thamob
  I've been a father for 9 years and I still look at my kids and say "What f@ck? Ii'm a Dad?" Who the hell trusted me with that must be nuts
  
  Jun 21, 2016
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  3. Thamob
    Who the hell said I was irresponsible or I didn't have my shit together?
    
    Jun 22, 2016
    
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  4. ILJO
    Why else would it be "nuts" to trust you with having kids? Because of how great you are? The implication was obvious...
    
    But anyway, it was more or less just a joke. Do get your shit together though.
    
    Jun 24, 2016
    
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  5. Sniggles
    The only thing ILJO will nurse is a bottle of scotch
    
    Jun 24, 2016
15. Thamob
  Gun control problem solved. Get rid of all guns. Since we have cloning technology everybody gets a Chuck Norris. Mr. T for black people.
  
  Jun 16, 2016
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  2. Trodden
    but if we get rid of all the people we dont need guns at all
    
    Jun 17, 2016
16. Thamob
  So I'm heading out to LA this fall. Anybody up for meeting?
  
  Jun 12, 2016
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  3. Intellectual
    Enjoy LA tho! The smog and traffic are a must.
    
    Jun 14, 2016
    
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  4. Thamob
    I'm going to try and convince @Tapout to have me in a workshop so then I can write the thing off as a business expense.
    
    Jun 14, 2016
    
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  5. Tapout
    You can take a workshop anytime!!! Tuesday's & Thursdays at 5:30pm!
    
    Jun 15, 2016
17. Thamob
  Thunder Thunder Thundercats
  
  May 19, 2016
  2. SandyWH
    HOOOOOOOOOOO!
    
    May 20, 2016
    
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  3. Thamob
    Sword of Omens give me sight beyond sight
    
    May 20, 2016
18. Thamob
  That awkward moment when you open your car trunk while talking to a hot girl and forget you have a box of men's adult diapers from a prank
  
  May 5, 2016
  2. Poindexter
    Not that awkward if she's into it.
    
    May 5, 2016
  3. sourdough
    Were the diapers on the dead hooker?
    
    May 6, 2016
19. Thamob
  Happy 4/20 guys. Smoke em if you got em.
  
  Apr 20, 2016
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  2. Trodden
    my lungs hurt
    
    Apr 20, 2016
  3. Bran
    Oh, I gots 'em all right.
    
    Apr 21, 2016
  4. Kano
    just for a laugh, not serious.
    
    https://youtu.be/esfKfTBGadg
    
    Apr 21, 2016
20. Thamob
  Happy B-Day @Hillbilly Hope it's a good one man.
  
  Apr 4, 2016
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  3. Trodden
    Hell to the mutha fucking yeah! Happy birthday bro!
    
    Apr 4, 2016
    
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  4. jokerthief
    @Hillbilly: My favorite shotgun-toting outlaw. Happy birthday buddy.
    
    Apr 4, 2016
    
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  5. Poindexter
    Happy Birthday. Enjoy it, mang.
    
    Apr 4, 2016
    
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