StrongLikingUFC

And God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, i.e., put it in the butt.

When you don't want to go balls deep.

let em know before you get close to elbow deep

at the spank bank, yes

I have dream to travel to USA. Brother said Iowa is nice. Have Iowa branch of Spank Bank?

Iowa is a spank bank if you make your deposit into sheep

You didn't happen to give Jon Jones any pills did you?

I have no doubt you have a mighty Mongolian death worm

Who's Your Daddy and what does he do?
He must have been Genghis Khan!

I have a hobbit for ignoring my emotions.

The old ideal was getting such a bore. Now you're back in line. Going not quite quite as far, but in half the time.

I blame occasional dyslexia for making my comment. I honestly read "halfing" as halfling, hence my my Hobbit comment (Halflings were rip offs of Hobbits.) As a Dungeons & Dragons fan, my brain decided to go in that direction.

No saddle I can understand but no pants??

Brings a whole new meaning to "bare back"