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I met turist from San Francisco USA today. He offering to toss my salad. I liking USA, but wanting to keep salad thanking you. Jul 6, 2017

1. StrongLikingUFC
  I met turist from San Francisco USA today. He offering to toss my salad. I liking USA, but wanting to keep salad thanking you.
  
  Jul 6, 2017
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  2. MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
    thats a san Franciscan for you
    
    Jul 7, 2017
  3. Cat--Smasher
    Just make sure he tosses that salad in some ranch dressing.
    
    Jul 8, 2017
  4. Poindexter
    You might like it.
    
    Jul 8, 2017
    
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2. StrongLikingUFC
  What are meanings of "just the tip"?
  
  Apr 5, 2017
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  3. Poindexter
    And God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, i.e., put it in the butt.
    
    Apr 7, 2017
    
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  4. kanobro
    When you don't want to go balls deep.
    
    Apr 8, 2017
    
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  5. MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
    let em know before you get close to elbow deep
    
    Apr 8, 2017
    
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3. StrongLikingUFC
  Is true that in America they pay you for ejaculate at bank?
  
  Feb 13, 2017
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  3. kanobro
    at the spank bank, yes
    
    Feb 13, 2017
    
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  4. StrongLikingUFC
    I have dream to travel to USA. Brother said Iowa is nice. Have Iowa branch of Spank Bank?
    
    Feb 13, 2017
  5. MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
    Iowa is a spank bank if you make your deposit into sheep
    
    Feb 13, 2017
    
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4. StrongLikingUFC
  What meanings are motions of oceans?
  
  Jul 12, 2016
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  3. Ninjastix
    You didn't happen to give Jon Jones any pills did you?
    
    Jul 13, 2016
    
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  4. MopSockAndTwoSmokingBarrels
    I have no doubt you have a mighty Mongolian death worm
    
    Jul 13, 2016
    
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  5. Sniggles
    Who's Your Daddy and what does he do?
    He must have been Genghis Khan!
    
    Jul 13, 2016
5. StrongLikingUFC
  I are halfing the emotions.
  
  Jul 5, 2016
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  3. Spoon
    I have a hobbit for ignoring my emotions.
    
    Jul 5, 2016
    
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  4. Poindexter
    The old ideal was getting such a bore. Now you're back in line. Going not quite quite as far, but in half the time.
    
    Jul 5, 2016
    
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  5. Spoon
    I blame occasional dyslexia for making my comment. I honestly read "halfing" as halfling, hence my my Hobbit comment (Halflings were rip offs of Hobbits.) As a Dungeons & Dragons fan, my brain decided to go in that direction.
    
    Jul 7, 2016
    
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6. StrongLikingUFC
  I once ride horse with no pants. Is old way.
  
  Oct 25, 2015
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  2. Sniggles
    No saddle I can understand but no pants??
    
    Oct 25, 2015
  3. disposableassassin
    Brings a whole new meaning to "bare back"
    
    Oct 25, 2015
    
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