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Joni Mitchell, from Earth
Hey man, haven't seen you in a while. Hope all is well!
Financially I'm set for life. Provided I die next Wednesday.
To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim". It sounds better when I tell everyone I go to "the Jim" every morning.
Consciousness - That annoying time between naps.
Eating beaver will calm your nerves.
Unless it's rotten.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
heard that on Paul Harvey over 20 years ago.
“There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.”
I slipped through the cracks too.
There's a crack in your ass.
USADA comes in, Bisping becomes champ Coincidence?
Kids made Weidman soft!
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
Hide your women I'm snacking on kitty.
Chinese food is delicious