Qball1974

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim". It sounds better when I tell everyone I go to "the Jim" every morning.

Consciousness - That annoying time between naps.

Eating beaver will calm your nerves.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

“There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.”

USADA comes in, Bisping becomes champ Coincidence?

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

Hide your women I'm snacking on kitty.