Problematique

Use pincers.

The liberation of vestigial flesh combined with the rush of blood will outweigh the pain in a manner that has been deemed by some as an ecstatic experience.

maybe your fingers are broke?

I would say, yes, somewhat.

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Probably not the context for such an address unless you're trying to excite the Freakster..

him do good snu-snu

Death by snu-snu!

“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”

@TriangleSmoke unlock your profile post. How dare you try to silence me.

God damn! You're from the future, man!

That's right. When I left New York, I went back, to the future.

Merry Christmas to you too Sir!

How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon.

This joke is way worse than your last one. You are really phoning it in.

@Trodden worships a paedo? How very muslim of him.

Some orthodox Jewish sects have sex through a hole in the sheets. There is a layer of linen separating the partners.

Whole body condom.

That joke hasn't been funny since 1947

Depends on the wrongs.

Depends on whether or not he deserves to feel better.

three lefts make a right

It was the people.

Those people were Jewish.

It's always the Jews.

Where?

This quote is an easter egg to be found in The Witcher 3.

I know nothing. Carry on.

Hahahaha

or laid

that too
like when i went to the U.S

Death by Ruru.

This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Your boyfriend likes your slack jaw!

Who's next, Gilbert Gottfried?

You know it's bad when I walk into a meeting humming the stupid song. Oh and by the way you're an a$$ ha ha.

You're welcome my friend! Haha :D

(Don't you) hear no evil, don't you see no evil, don't you lay no evil down on me. You're gonna burn in hell!