Poindexter

Can I have your forum then?

If by "have" you mean lodging it in your ass, then yes, that is a possibility.

If I could save time in a bottle...

What would you do with it?

We traded it for more TV channels

For drizzle.

His completion is too fair for the sun.

Those bastards!

I don't know. But the only good one is in the dark.

because the color of a straight mans turd is nothing to write a song about

Maybe in your commode.

a lot of potassium in bananas

Does that mean you are sucking dick for coke?

I will not indulge your fantasies.

Joo on your period, mang?

Jose Jones, told me alone, his story.

Talkin bout my generation?

That's because you're all a bunch of dirty whores.

First things first, man, you can't fight the curse
You can't call the doctor, you can't call the nurse

First things first, I Poppa, freak all da hunnies.

"...You will always find people who are helping." To this day, especially in times of 'disaster,' I remember my mother's words, and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers—so many caring people in this world.

—Fred Rogers

Mr. Rogers is creepy

I would say yes.

You're not man enough to handle it.