Poindexter

You see some Terries?

Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball

PD is pretty old. His mom is more likely to do the Charleston than twerk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNLPGCCUfnY

if you smile all the time people will think you are up to something

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All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy

They say pussy and paper is poetry, power, and pistols.

If your love comes from a trucker's hand, you be messed up.

What the fuck is diesel gas? There's diesel and there's gas, but there ain't no diesel gas.

no one gives a shit

You will when a Cleveland Steamer is deposited on your man boobs.

Breastsssss

is that a euphemism for butt sex?

Nah....He'll figure it out eventually.

so far, so good? You are an utter failure, get over yourself

I'm still standing.

Oh fuck off you crumb

just chillll till the next episode

it's actually just like your mom

You need to stop referring to dicks as guns.

People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy

Pretty sure that's Metallica. NOT Iron Maiden....lol.

I'm pretty sure that's by design. LOLZ.

Oh those NY Jews.... So crafty.

That's irresponsible horse ownership.

Did she give you up? Did she let you down?

That hoe's mother is yelling no and her daddy has told her to go!