Poindexter

Owls don't have eyeballs. The eyes are long and shaped more like a tube. Owl eyes can't turn in their sockets because of this shape.

He took a shit. He gave a shit. My epitaph.

Ergo, I created a modicum of phooey for a full kablooey.

The only thing I care about is not caring.

Trusting in a treacherous man in time of trouble is like a bad tooth or a foot that slips.

Parallel lines on a slow decline - tractor rape chain.

Do yourself a favor: become your own savior.

Sweet lovely death, I am waiting for your breath. Come sweet death, one last caress...

The life of man is but a battle for existence with being vanquished the only certainty.

Whatever happened to the life that we once knew?

Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples.

Some people say that the Navajo know a way of walking quite high above the ground, fearless of looking down.

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on a Sunday...

Unit Corps God Country

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed.

Pig's in Zen.

Take a look to the sky just before you die...

Forget your hopes. They were what brought you here.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Twelve million Americans believe lizard people run our country.