Poindexter

Everybody want world peace 'til your niece get shot in the dome-piece.

Combined fortunes of world's 26 richest individuals reached $1.4 trillion—the same amount as the total wealth of 3.8 billion poorest people.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

Anthropomorphized penguin beats mime with olive-loaf.

Niemand ist mehr Sklave, als der sich für frei hält, ohne es zu sein.

If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

Owls don't have eyeballs. The eyes are long and shaped more like a tube. Owl eyes can't turn in their sockets because of this shape.

He took a shit. He gave a shit. My epitaph.

Ergo, I created a modicum of phooey for a full kablooey.

The only thing I care about is not caring.

Trusting in a treacherous man in time of trouble is like a bad tooth or a foot that slips.

Parallel lines on a slow decline - tractor rape chain.

Do yourself a favor: become your own savior.

Sweet lovely death, I am waiting for your breath. Come sweet death, one last caress...

The life of man is but a battle for existence with being vanquished the only certainty.

Whatever happened to the life that we once knew?

Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples.

Some people say that the Navajo know a way of walking quite high above the ground, fearless of looking down.

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on a Sunday...

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