Poindexter

All great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce.

I get stupid, I mean outrageous. Stay away from me if you're contagious.

Art of the Deal: Negotiate alone, from a position of weakness and be in a big hurry. Turn close allies into adversaries.

Look at my finger, that is a glacier, hits like a laser.

Thought I was a donut, you tried to glaze me.

Master Blaster runs Bartertown.

It's a long way to the top—if you wanna rock 'n' roll.

The unconscious processes involved in the development of jokes are nearly identical to those involved in dreaming.

The most favorable moment to seize a man and influence him is when he is alone in the mass.

The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face.

Everybody want world peace 'til your niece get shot in the dome-piece.

Combined fortunes of world's 26 richest individuals reached $1.4 trillion—the same amount as the total wealth of 3.8 billion poorest people.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

Anthropomorphized penguin beats mime with olive-loaf.

Niemand ist mehr Sklave, als der sich für frei hält, ohne es zu sein.

If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

Owls don't have eyeballs. The eyes are long and shaped more like a tube. Owl eyes can't turn in their sockets because of this shape.

He took a shit. He gave a shit. My epitaph.

Ergo, I created a modicum of phooey for a full kablooey.

The only thing I care about is not caring.