Poindexter

Suddenly, and without warning, the beloved pop star Huey Lewis lost his ability to hear amplified music.

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. — Kenny Florian

But she's not afraid to die, the people all call her Alaska.

This aggression will not stand, man.

I'm waiting for my man. Twenty-six dollars in my hand.

What are the implications of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?

The vociferous catastrophes of a general order—fires, wars, epidemics—are one single pain, illusorily multiplied in many mirrors.

It would probably be accurate to say that by becoming continuous war has ceased to exist.

If you aren't someone the church would've killed 400 years ago are you even living?

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.

Woke up to honkies sounding like me.

So far, US taxpayers have been footing the bill for efforts to build new physical barriers at the southern border.

All great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce.

I get stupid, I mean outrageous. Stay away from me if you're contagious.

Art of the Deal: Negotiate alone, from a position of weakness and be in a big hurry. Turn close allies into adversaries.

Look at my finger, that is a glacier, hits like a laser.

Thought I was a donut, you tried to glaze me.

Master Blaster runs Bartertown.

It's a long way to the top—if you wanna rock 'n' roll.

The unconscious processes involved in the development of jokes are nearly identical to those involved in dreaming.