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Ninjastix
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Tech Support and Kanji Magick

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Ninjastix

Damn Gina, Male, 39, from Raleigh

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If I kill the pope... do I get his powers? Is it like Highlander? Mar 9, 2018

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    1. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      The 4th never felt so "meh". Used to be a holiday to lose sleep over.
      1. Hillbilly
        Hillbilly
        Other than being with the family and kiddo, it was kinda lackluster here in Indiana as well...I mean we ended up going fishing for 4 hours before fireworks, but when the fireworks came we were upset we werent still out at the Lake. it was so-so, mediocre at best.
        Jul 5, 2015
      2. sourdough
        sourdough
        That will happen when your country is in the shitter.
        Jul 5, 2015
      3. disposableassassin
        disposableassassin
        Bro do you even 'merica?
        Jul 5, 2015
    2. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Hiring movers is the way to go.
      1. Sniggles likes this.
      2. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        Fuck yeah. If you don't have a pick up and a ton of time then it is. It's usually 3 times the cost of a Budget truck but saves you hours and a sore back.
        I didn't use movers when I moved into my condo earlier this year..... Oh fuck it was terrible.
        Jul 1, 2015
      3. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Totally.
        Jul 1, 2015
    3. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I don't miss NY, but I do miss diners and delis, dear lord Satan what I wouldn't give for chicken cutlet hero.
      1. Trodden likes this.
      2. Trodden
        Trodden
        Satan answers more prayers than Jesus
        Jun 30, 2015
    4. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I think I may have shit out one of my lungs today. No BM for two days and I have eaten a lot of salsa in that time. Chunky, very chunky.
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      2. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        IBS? That sucks, bro. Sorry to hear that.
        Jun 29, 2015
      3. Ninjastix
        Ninjastix
        Life could be worse. But yes chronic IBS is means I need a geolocator for bathrooms. Linzess doesn't cure anything. Just makes you shit. Hard. Fucking drug dealers I tell you.
        Jun 29, 2015
      4. JeterLover27
        JeterLover27
        OMG I would love that all over a soft serve vanilla waffle cone.
        Jul 1, 2015
    5. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      It's official, I'm a homeowner. Been calling myself "Home-O" for short. People seem to think it's funny for some reason...
      1. Intellectual likes this.
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      3. Intellectual
        Intellectual
        I'm pretty sure we've been calling you a Homo-O here for a long time. Also, congrats bro!!!!
        Jun 25, 2015
      4. Intellectual
      5. Bran
        Bran
        Nice home, home-O!
        Jun 25, 2015
    6. ILJO
      ILJO
      How are you following 14 members and I'm not one of them? You've got like 5 people that don't even post anymore FFS! That is downright insulting... I do declare that henceforth and so on, you are dead to me, you uppity white disdainful ass-fermenter.
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      2. Ninjastix
        Ninjastix
        I made some updates now that I know how to follow people, we should be all good.
        Jun 25, 2015
      3. ILJO
        ILJO
        You son of a bitch....
        Jun 25, 2015
      4. Trodden
        Trodden
        Thanks for the follow Ninja! I've always said you were one of the smartest ones here. Way smarter than those you dont follow
        Jun 26, 2015
    7. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Happy Fathers' Day you filthy animals.
    8. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Caramel Tim Tams are probably the greatest thing I've put in my mouth.
      1. ILJO
        ILJO
        You're not trying hard enough.
        Jun 21, 2015
    9. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Every once and awhile I feel good about life, then I remember... I'm a Knicks fan
      1. Intellectual, Poindexter and Dimson like this.
      2. Trodden
        Trodden
        at least youre not a Bears or Cubs fan.
        Jun 18, 2015
      3. Thamob
        Thamob
        Knicks will neeeeeeeeeever win a championship.
        Jun 19, 2015
      4. ILJO
        ILJO
        BASKETBALL
        Jun 19, 2015
    10. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I'm glad you called but I'm not home, but i'll be back before too long, you gotta wait for the Beep!
      1. Sniggles and Poindexter like this.
    11. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I'm so vain, I think this update is about me
      1. Dimson and Trodden like this.
      2. Trodden
        Trodden
        you probably think this response is about you
        dont you
        dont you
        May 18, 2015
      3. ILJO
        ILJO
        Shut up, Stix. You're a disgrace to sarcasm and arrogance. You're like a jelly fish that sinks . HOW ARE YOU GOING TO STING PEOPLE IF YOU CANT EVEN FLOAT?!?
        May 19, 2015
    12. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I put a banana up my ass but turns out I'm only allergic to peanuts.
    13. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      If rape isn't a biological function, wouldn't that mean it has to be taught and learned?
    14. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Whatever doesn't kill you.. weakens you sufficiently to allow something else to get the job done.
      1. Poindexter likes this.
      2. ILJO
        ILJO
        and then you live happily ever after?
        May 7, 2015
    15. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I'm full of more mucus than Kim Kardashian's vagina on Inner City Junior Prom Night.
      1. Poindexter and Sniggles like this.
    16. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Gay sex is still sex
      1. Poindexter likes this.
      2. Trodden
        Trodden
        Gay Sex sounds like some place in the English countryside

        or the new BBC drama, 'Gaysex Abbey'
        Apr 25, 2015
      3. sourdough
        sourdough
        so is violent gay sex
        Apr 25, 2015
      4. Trodden
        Trodden
        thats the name of the new BBC show?
        Apr 25, 2015
    17. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Da faq is "origination"?
    18. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Spitting hot fire from my rectum, damn near killed 'im
    19. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I took a Xanax. I love this country.
      1. Poindexter likes this.
      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Warm and fuzzy.
        Apr 4, 2015
    20. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Flushing my prostate with ILJO's saliva
      1. Intellectual likes this.
      2. ILJO
        ILJO
        I like the metaphor, bro. ILJO is good for the soul
        Apr 4, 2015
      3. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Not the conclusion I would have drawn.
        Apr 4, 2015
      4. ILJO
        ILJO
        I spits hot fire, and the prostate obviously represents the soul. It's clear to see.
        Apr 4, 2015
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 12, 1979 (Age: 39)
    Location:
    Raleigh
    Occupation:
    Tech Support and Kanji Magick
    I didn't kill Brittney Murphy.
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