Ninjastix
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Ninjastix

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Ever since the election... e'rybody seems to have forgotten about the Cosby. Feb 21, 2017 at 6:17 PM

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    1. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Ever since the election... e'rybody seems to have forgotten about the Cosby.
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      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        But nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Bill.
        Feb 21, 2017 at 7:44 PM
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    2. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I fucking love Larry Wilmore.
      1. Trodden and Poindexter like this.
      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Just read an article about a recent interaction he had. Great shit.
        Feb 18, 2017 at 10:16 PM
      3. Trodden
        Trodden
        he was great on Bill Maher
        Feb 19, 2017 at 2:27 AM
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    3. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I still can't see Carrie Fisher fucking Paul Simon. I can't see Paul Simon fucking anyone actually. Maybe Garfunkel.
      1. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Do you believe in life after love?
        Feb 9, 2017
    4. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I asked Santa for a fleshlight. /fingerscrossed
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      2. cheeseflosser
        cheeseflosser
        Be careful for the Amazon open-box version...I left a present in the one I returned.
        Dec 22, 2016
      3. ILJO
        ILJO
        What was the present?
        Dec 23, 2016
      4. cheeseflosser
        cheeseflosser
        Sea monkeys, but they have a slight bacterial infection. Sorry
        Dec 23, 2016
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    6. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Gonna look either sexy as fuck.. or comically fat tonight. Thin line, smart money is every wife AND husband wanting some of that Ninja-D
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    7. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Working on a song called "I wanna put in your butt, girl - Tonight!". Going great so far.
      1. Poindexter likes this.
      2. kanobro
        kanobro
        Catchy lyrics. Is that pop or country?
        Oct 29, 2016
      3. Thamob
        Thamob
        Awesome song I picture a 70's type of song done with a Barry White voice.
        Oct 29, 2016
    8. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I remember it being Berenstein. Are we in the darkest timeline Abed?
      1. Miz likes this.
      2. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        No Troy, the Berenstains are from the darkest timeline. They have entered and caused nothing but chaos. This is how we got Trump.
        Oct 19, 2016
      3. Dirty
        Dirty
        Were taking out the ZOG machine Jew by Jew by Jew
        Oct 20, 2016
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      2. kanobro
        kanobro
        I read the whole timeline. We're not hurting the planet. The planet is fine. We are however killing ourselves.

        paraphrased and stole that from Carlin.
        Sep 26, 2016
      3. Sniggles
      4. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        We aren't killing the planet. We are killing the ability to survive on this planet.
        Oct 2, 2016
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    10. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      pelvic floor dyssynergia... ain't that some shit? I need lamaze for my shitting they're telling me.
      1. Trodden
        Trodden
        youre falling apart man!
        Sep 21, 2016
    11. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Yeah boi!!!! I get my implant Friday!!! I know what you're thinking... penial... but it's a robotooth bitches!!!
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      2. RearNakedSmoker
        RearNakedSmoker
        Robotooth sounds pretty cool, but what you really need is some roboguts.
        Jul 20, 2016
      3. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        I was thinking "butt".
        Jul 22, 2016
    12. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Looking at a Benelli shotgun, would the Nova be enough for home defense or do I look at saving for a M4?
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      2. cheeseflosser
        cheeseflosser
        Just a consideration- Do you really need a semi-auto shotgun for home defense? Other than name, I can't think of a good reason to go outside of Mossberg or Remington. When police, prisons, and worldwide militaries use them, I can get behind it.
        Jul 16, 2016
      3. Ninjastix
        Ninjastix
        I'm planning for counter home invasion type defense, m4 is probably extreme but Benelli seems to be respected quality even over Rem and Moss, and the Nova competes at that price point.
        Jul 16, 2016
      4. cheeseflosser
        cheeseflosser
        Benelli is absolutely a strong name and I've never heard negatives about the nova or supernova. The plus for 870 and Moss 500 is the unlimited peripheral market. I don't think you'd go wrong with any of them. The M2 is half the cost of the M4 if you wanna go that route and it's often said to have a more dependable firing system.
        Jul 16, 2016
    13. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Contrary to popular belief, SMUG is not a PED but may product false positives.
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      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Is this true?
        Jul 7, 2016
      3. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        I overdosed on the stuff many times, can't touch the stuff anymore.
        Jul 11, 2016
    14. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      America in a sentence: “You don’t sell products, benefits or solutions — you sell feelings.”
      1. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Hit me right in the feels.
        Jun 1, 2016
    15. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I'm at the age now that regardless of how much or how little I sleep.. I'm always tired.
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      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Getting old sucks.
        Apr 15, 2016
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      3. RearNakedSmoker
        RearNakedSmoker
        Welcome to the club.
        Apr 16, 2016
      4. jokerthief
        jokerthief
        You should try a ketogenic diet. I got loads more energy when I adopted it.
        Apr 17, 2016
    16. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Take life one day at a time. That's what a wise man said to me. He said - Life and all its complexity, is the ultimate test for you and me
      1. orion_damage
        orion_damage
        Then he round house kicked you and stated to expect the unexpected.
        Mar 23, 2016
      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        And then Ol Dirt Dog shitted on your lawn.
        Mar 23, 2016
    17. Walter Sobchak
      Walter Sobchak
      How much do you like the Knicks tonight's
      1. Ninjastix
        Ninjastix
        About as much as I like a colonoscopy.
        Mar 13, 2016
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      2. Walter Sobchak
        Walter Sobchak
        So a lot then, thank you buddy!
        Mar 14, 2016
    18. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      This week deserves to be raped by an NFL player.
      1. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        Richard Sherman is the reason your moms was walking funny last week
        Feb 26, 2016
    19. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Tornadoes in February. I feel sorry for the children of tomorrow.
      1. Walter Sobchak
        Walter Sobchak
        I hear groundgame loved tornadoes
        Feb 26, 2016
      2. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        Mars is great this time of year
        Feb 27, 2016
    20. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I think I'm seriously just going to kidnap Alison Brie.
      1. Problematique and Spoon like this.
      2. Spoon
        Spoon
        Too bad she's engaged to James Franco's brother, Dave. James is such a fucking weirdo, he'd probably kidnap you back and treat you Buffalo Bob/Bill style.
        Feb 18, 2016
      3. Problematique
        Problematique
        You take her, I'm going to get Anna Kendrick. hnng
        Feb 19, 2016
      4. sourdough
        sourdough
        If you do kidnap her make sure she doesn't develop stockholm syndrome. It's a huge turnoff.
        Feb 19, 2016
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 12, 1979 (Age: 37)
    Location:
    Raleigh
    Occupation:
    Tech Support and Kanji Magick
    I didn't kill Brittney Murphy.
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