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If I kill the pope... do I get his powers? Is it like Highlander? Mar 9, 2018

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    1. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      If I kill the pope... do I get his powers? Is it like Highlander?
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      3. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Down with censorship!
        Mar 11, 2018
        ILJO, Dimson and Trodden like this.
      4. ILJO
        ILJO
        Yeah, fuck that guy.
        Mar 11, 2018
        Dimson likes this.
      5. jokerthief
        jokerthief
        You want to shelter some pedophiles or something?
        Mar 12, 2018
    2. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Ever have that feeling that you might not live through the week? There's that electricity in the air...
      1. Trodden and Poindexter like this.
      2. ILJO
        ILJO
        Is this a cry for help?

        Because I'd save you, bro, if I could only save myself....
        Mar 7, 2018
      3. Trodden
        Trodden
        I can't fight this feeling anymore
        I've forgotten what I started fighting for
        It's time to bring this ship into the shore
        And throw away the oars, forever
        Mar 8, 2018
    3. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      HUMBLE. just makes me miss 90's Bone
      1. Noise
        Noise
        Yah fuckin' legendary.
        Apr 28, 2017
    4. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I'm gonna pre.
      1. ILJO
        ILJO
        No you're not.
        Apr 8, 2017
      2. disposableassassin
        disposableassassin
        He already did.
        Apr 8, 2017
    5. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Gonna try and catch Lawrence Krauss tomorrow at the museum of natural sciences, stoked!
      1. ILJO
        ILJO
        I hope you missed it and that it was great without you.
        Mar 26, 2017
    6. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Ever since the election... e'rybody seems to have forgotten about the Cosby.
      1. Poindexter likes this.
      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        But nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Bill.
        Feb 21, 2017
        ILJO and Ninjastix like this.
    7. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I fucking love Larry Wilmore.
      1. Trodden and Poindexter like this.
      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Just read an article about a recent interaction he had. Great shit.
        Feb 18, 2017
      3. Trodden
        Trodden
        he was great on Bill Maher
        Feb 19, 2017
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    8. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I still can't see Carrie Fisher fucking Paul Simon. I can't see Paul Simon fucking anyone actually. Maybe Garfunkel.
      1. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Do you believe in life after love?
        Feb 9, 2017
    9. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I asked Santa for a fleshlight. /fingerscrossed
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      2. cheeseflosser
        cheeseflosser
        Be careful for the Amazon open-box version...I left a present in the one I returned.
        Dec 22, 2016
      3. ILJO
        ILJO
        What was the present?
        Dec 23, 2016
      4. cheeseflosser
        cheeseflosser
        Sea monkeys, but they have a slight bacterial infection. Sorry
        Dec 23, 2016
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    11. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Gonna look either sexy as fuck.. or comically fat tonight. Thin line, smart money is every wife AND husband wanting some of that Ninja-D
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    12. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Working on a song called "I wanna put in your butt, girl - Tonight!". Going great so far.
      1. Poindexter likes this.
      2. Kano
        Kano
        Catchy lyrics. Is that pop or country?
        Oct 29, 2016
      3. Thamob
        Thamob
        Awesome song I picture a 70's type of song done with a Barry White voice.
        Oct 29, 2016
    13. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I remember it being Berenstein. Are we in the darkest timeline Abed?
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      2. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        No Troy, the Berenstains are from the darkest timeline. They have entered and caused nothing but chaos. This is how we got Trump.
        Oct 19, 2016
      3. Dirty
        Dirty
        Were taking out the ZOG machine Jew by Jew by Jew
        Oct 20, 2016
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      2. Kano
        Kano
        I read the whole timeline. We're not hurting the planet. The planet is fine. We are however killing ourselves.

        paraphrased and stole that from Carlin.
        Sep 26, 2016
      3. Sniggles
      4. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        We aren't killing the planet. We are killing the ability to survive on this planet.
        Oct 2, 2016
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    15. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      pelvic floor dyssynergia... ain't that some shit? I need lamaze for my shitting they're telling me.
      1. Trodden
        Trodden
        youre falling apart man!
        Sep 21, 2016
    16. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Yeah boi!!!! I get my implant Friday!!! I know what you're thinking... penial... but it's a robotooth bitches!!!
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      2. RearNakedSmoker
        RearNakedSmoker
        Robotooth sounds pretty cool, but what you really need is some roboguts.
        Jul 20, 2016
      3. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        I was thinking "butt".
        Jul 22, 2016
    17. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Looking at a Benelli shotgun, would the Nova be enough for home defense or do I look at saving for a M4?
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      2. cheeseflosser
        cheeseflosser
        Just a consideration- Do you really need a semi-auto shotgun for home defense? Other than name, I can't think of a good reason to go outside of Mossberg or Remington. When police, prisons, and worldwide militaries use them, I can get behind it.
        Jul 16, 2016
      3. Ninjastix
        Ninjastix
        I'm planning for counter home invasion type defense, m4 is probably extreme but Benelli seems to be respected quality even over Rem and Moss, and the Nova competes at that price point.
        Jul 16, 2016
      4. cheeseflosser
        cheeseflosser
        Benelli is absolutely a strong name and I've never heard negatives about the nova or supernova. The plus for 870 and Moss 500 is the unlimited peripheral market. I don't think you'd go wrong with any of them. The M2 is half the cost of the M4 if you wanna go that route and it's often said to have a more dependable firing system.
        Jul 16, 2016
    18. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      Contrary to popular belief, SMUG is not a PED but may product false positives.
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      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Is this true?
        Jul 7, 2016
      3. Sniggles
        Sniggles
        I overdosed on the stuff many times, can't touch the stuff anymore.
        Jul 11, 2016
    19. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      America in a sentence: “You don’t sell products, benefits or solutions — you sell feelings.”
      1. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Hit me right in the feels.
        Jun 1, 2016
    20. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I'm at the age now that regardless of how much or how little I sleep.. I'm always tired.
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      2. Poindexter
        Poindexter
        Getting old sucks.
        Apr 15, 2016
        RearNakedSmoker likes this.
      3. RearNakedSmoker
        RearNakedSmoker
        Welcome to the club.
        Apr 16, 2016
      4. jokerthief
        jokerthief
        You should try a ketogenic diet. I got loads more energy when I adopted it.
        Apr 17, 2016
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 12, 1979 (Age: 38)
    Location:
    Raleigh
    Occupation:
    Tech Support and Kanji Magick
    I didn't kill Brittney Murphy.
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