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Canada was built on dead beavers.
I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
Eating beaver will calm your nerves.
Unless it's rotten.
Riddle: Any given year - Xmas eve and NY eve fall on the same day of the week. Xmas day and NY day don't. Why?
xmas eve and ny eve are 7 days apart. xmas and new years are 358 or so days apart depending on whether its a leap year
@Problematique and @sourdough are correct. Just have to open a calendar to see it. Took me awhile to figure it out. the real key is 'any given year'
I don't get it.
It is quite fitting that the final day of 2018 is a Monday.
You want some lasagna?
I've never lost a round
Seen your sister naked. Ain't nuthin? I tried to see...
You got another cup of coffee in that pot?
That scene still baffles me.
It popped into my head the other day and it's been cracking me up
I legit think about it some nights I can't sleep. I think it was supposed to give Randy's character a dimension? Maybe? Comes across as something a serial killer would envision making sense.
Anthropomorphized penguin beats mime with olive-loaf.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
Niemand ist mehr Sklave, als der sich für frei hält, ohne es zu sein.
Peanut butter jelly time
in your belly time
Not that time AGAIN!?!!
Hating the elf on the shelf. Whoever came up with that should get punched in the balls repeatedly.
Its this new thing. Elf comes down everyday and then goes back and tells Santa the kids day. Have to put the damn elf in a different place and position every day
Elf on a shelf is hilarious.
Joe Son style.
If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.
She's pure mingin, she gives me the boke.
Mr. Lips you have zero messages and over 1400 likes.
That's an amazing ratio.
Gettadong little oggie
get the duck out of fodge
Owls don't have eyeballs. The eyes are long and shaped more like a tube. Owl eyes can't turn in their sockets because of this shape.
this guy's selling wolf tickets.
did you skull fuck an owl or something?
Gotta shout out @Taste Testing Tannehill’s Fart Box. Dude made good and ate nasty fucking ketchup cornbread! You go guy!
@Miz enjoys the taste of ass apparently
There's more of that in TTTFB's future. I'm sure of it.
Do people use this thing?
in some dude's mouth
Too bad you don't have enough to be in his throat
Too bad indeed....
You never realize how often you fart until you hang around with someone you are attracted to
He took a shit. He gave a shit. My epitaph.