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  1. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Canada was built on dead beavers.
    1. Dimson likes this.
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
      Jan 9, 2019 at 1:22 PM
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  2. Qball1974
    Qball1974
    Eating beaver will calm your nerves.
    1. Dimson and TriangleSmoke like this.
    2. TriangleSmoke
      TriangleSmoke
      Unless it's rotten.
      Jan 4, 2019
      Dimson and Poindexter like this.
  3. thumper
    thumper
    Riddle: Any given year - Xmas eve and NY eve fall on the same day of the week. Xmas day and NY day don't. Why?
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    2. sourdough
      sourdough
      xmas eve and ny eve are 7 days apart. xmas and new years are 358 or so days apart depending on whether its a leap year
      Jan 5, 2019
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    3. thumper
      thumper
      @Problematique and @sourdough are correct. Just have to open a calendar to see it. Took me awhile to figure it out. the real key is 'any given year'
      Jan 5, 2019
      Kano and Problematique like this.
    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      I don't get it.
      Jan 6, 2019
  4. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    It is quite fitting that the final day of 2018 is a Monday.
    1. Kano likes this.
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      You want some lasagna?
      Jan 12, 2019 at 2:01 PM
  5. LebenTysonTank
    LebenTysonTank
    I've never lost a round
  6. TriangleSmoke
    TriangleSmoke
    Seen your sister naked. Ain't nuthin? I tried to see...
  7. Bran
    Bran Ninjastix
    You got another cup of coffee in that pot?
    1. Ninjastix likes this.
    2. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      That scene still baffles me.
      Dec 23, 2018
    3. Bran
      Bran
      It popped into my head the other day and it's been cracking me up
      Dec 23, 2018
      Ninjastix likes this.
    4. Ninjastix
      Ninjastix
      I legit think about it some nights I can't sleep. I think it was supposed to give Randy's character a dimension? Maybe? Comes across as something a serial killer would envision making sense.
      Dec 23, 2018
  8. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Anthropomorphized penguin beats mime with olive-loaf.
    1. disposableassassin likes this.
  9. Qball1974
    Qball1974
    Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
    1. Dimson likes this.
  10. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Niemand ist mehr Sklave, als der sich für frei hält, ohne es zu sein.
    1. Dimson likes this.
  11. thumper
    thumper
    Peanut butter jelly time
    1. Kano
      Kano
      in your belly time
      Dec 2, 2018
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Not that time AGAIN!?!!
      Dec 19, 2018
  12. Thamob
    Thamob
    Hating the elf on the shelf. Whoever came up with that should get punched in the balls repeatedly.
    1. Poindexter likes this.
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    3. Thamob
      Thamob
      Its this new thing. Elf comes down everyday and then goes back and tells Santa the kids day. Have to put the damn elf in a different place and position every day
      Dec 4, 2018
    4. Dimson
      Dimson
      Elf on a shelf is hilarious.
      Dec 10, 2018
    5. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      Joe Son style.
      Dec 15, 2018
      Thamob likes this.
  13. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.
    1. ILJO likes this.
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      She's pure mingin, she gives me the boke.
      Nov 25, 2018
  14. Kano
    Kano War Machines Lips
    Mr. Lips you have zero messages and over 1400 likes.
    That's an amazing ratio.
    1. Dimson and War Machines Lips like this.
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      He's precocious.
      Nov 19, 2018
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  15. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    Gettadong little oggie
    1. Kano
      Kano
      get the duck out of fodge
      Nov 28, 2018
  16. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Owls don't have eyeballs. The eyes are long and shaped more like a tube. Owl eyes can't turn in their sockets because of this shape.
    1. Trodden likes this.
    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      this guy's selling wolf tickets.
      Nov 10, 2018
      Poindexter likes this.
    3. Trodden
      Trodden
      did you skull fuck an owl or something?
      Nov 10, 2018
      Poindexter likes this.
  17. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    1. chrisc
      chrisc
      @Miz enjoys the taste of ass apparently
      Nov 7, 2018
      Miz and disposableassassin like this.
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      There's more of that in TTTFB's future. I'm sure of it.
      Nov 7, 2018
  18. AnchorPunch
    AnchorPunch
    Do people use this thing?
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      in some dude's mouth
      Nov 4, 2018
    3. AnchorPunch
      AnchorPunch
      Too bad you don't have enough to be in his throat
      Nov 4, 2018
      ILJO likes this.
    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      Too bad indeed....
      Nov 5, 2018
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  19. thumper
    thumper
    You never realize how often you fart until you hang around with someone you are attracted to
    1. Poindexter likes this.
  20. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    He took a shit. He gave a shit. My epitaph.