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  1. strife
    strife
    Things do happen for an indisputable reason: they happen because they are inevitable outcomes of the things that came before them.
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  2. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Parallel lines on a slow decline - tractor rape chain.
  3. Problematique
    Problematique
    The new Witcher book is good, makes me sad that I have no idea if there will be another one...oh well...GIVE ME DOOM: ETERNAL, now!
    1. Dimson
      Dimson
      Book, book or graphic novel, book?
      Jul 9, 2018
    2. Problematique
      Problematique
      A normal book.
      Jul 9, 2018
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  4. Fedorlei Gomipierre
    Fedorlei Gomipierre
    GOOOONNNNNNE FISHIN!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Do yourself a favor: become your own savior.
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      What if you're not worth saving?
      Jun 18, 2018
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    2. Dimson
      Dimson
      Deep man. Deep.
      Jun 20, 2018
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    3. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      That’s the only people that are saved.
      Jun 20, 2018
  6. Kano
    Kano mymmanickname
    ???????????
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    3. thumper
      thumper
      I see that nosey noserson. You're going to end up with a huge nose for an avatar. remember, I can do that :)!
      Jun 21, 2018
    4. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      He's our detective. We gotta get him on payroll.
      Jun 21, 2018
    5. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      I want to be on the payroll! I don't want to do any work but I'll gladly take payment for nothing.
      Jun 21, 2018
  7. thumper
    thumper
    It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone wanna fuck?" but birds do it all day and nobody cares.
    1. Kano likes this.
    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      I care... Fucking hate birds. Lousy little retarded dinosaurs they are.
      Jun 3, 2018
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    3. Kano
      Kano
      ya birds shit on things. My car, roof of my house, other stuff I don't want bird shit on.
      Jun 4, 2018
  8. strife
    strife
    Is there a way to turn off User-specific signatures?
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Oh.

      Just turn them all off, bro. I did it a few years ago and haven't looked back.
      Jun 1, 2018
    3. thumper
      thumper
      I did what ILJO did. it's been several years since I've seen a signature.

      I thought i had installed a mod that only allowed each user's signature to appear once per thread.

      is that not working?
      Jun 7, 2018
    4. strife
      strife
      I haven't noticed. The intrusive ones are so offensive they just block out the sun. Guess I'll disable all signatures, thanks for the responses!
      Jun 7, 2018
  9. thumper
    thumper
    Anyone on the freeway going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is an idiot that's going to kill someone?
    1. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      Everyone is an idiot.
      May 28, 2018
  10. Poindexter
    Poindexter
    Sweet lovely death, I am waiting for your breath. Come sweet death, one last caress...
    1. Trodden
      Trodden
      sounds like You've got something to say
      May 20, 2018
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    2. thumper
      thumper
      this has to be a quote from a flick. what's it from PD?
      May 28, 2018
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    3. thumper
      thumper
      May 28, 2018
  11. disposableassassin
    disposableassassin
    Here we are
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    3. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      We're the princes of the universe.
      May 17, 2018
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    4. ILJO
      ILJO
      QUEEEEN!!!!
      May 18, 2018
      disposableassassin likes this.
    5. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      now, entertain us.
      May 28, 2018
  12. thumper
    thumper
    The only people who think a car playing loud music is cool are the people in the car
    1. Dimson and Cat--Smasher like this.
    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Hey fuck you
      May 18, 2018
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    3. thumper
      thumper
      I was listening to rap in Houston one time in my car with dark windows at a car wash, had my music CRANKED. it was fucking loud. i get out of the car to wipe off the water at the vacuums and there were two black guys in the booth next to me. when i got out of the car they busted up laughing. not expecting to see a white business man get out of the car (this was back in like 2000). i'll never forget that.
      May 19, 2018
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  13. Thamob
    Thamob
    Pray for me. I'm running an 8 kid sleepover by myself. Wife is out of town.
    1. Dimson and ATJ-Lucko like this.
    2. Poindexter
      Poindexter
      You are doomed.
      May 12, 2018
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  14. disposableassassin
    1. ILJO
      ILJO
      what's that?
      May 4, 2018
    2. disposableassassin
      disposableassassin
      A metal cover of everything is awesome.
      May 4, 2018
    3. Kano
      Kano
      My daughter had "everything is awesome" as her ringtone for when I called.
      May 5, 2018
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  15. Thamob
    Thamob
    My son: "Dad, What makes you Blacktose intolerant?
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      The news?
      Apr 28, 2018
    3. ILJO
      ILJO
      The noose?
      Apr 28, 2018
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    4. Kano
      Kano
      upbringing
      Apr 29, 2018
  16. thumper
    thumper
    Not having Headphone jacks in theaters seems borderline criminal
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  17. strife
    strife singinkangaroooo
    from....

    Anderson Silva!

    wait....
  18. Problematique
    Problematique
    TOKUSENTAI, TOKUSENTAI
  19. strife
    strife SandyWH
    I'm hearing buzz about Woodley fighting Nick Diaz next. Any truth?
    1. Trodden likes this.
    2. SandyWH
      SandyWH
      Nothing official, but part of the deal they are working out with Woodley is getting him a $$$$$ fight since they trying to put together an interim so close to him being ready
      Apr 23, 2018
      strife likes this.
    3. SandyWH
      SandyWH
      One thing I heard coming out of Cocoanut Creek is the division changes are coming sooner rather than later.
      At least 2 and as many as 5new weights could be coming soon.
      Apr 23, 2018
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  20. thumper
    thumper
    The candles you blow out on a birthday cake represent the years extinguished from your life
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    2. ILJO
      ILJO
      Freakdog deleted it in the last profile post, but I told him to "shut the fuck up already."
      Apr 23, 2018
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    3. ChuckBooty 2.0
      ChuckBooty 2.0
      Also it let's you kinda spit on everybody's piece of cake.
      Apr 23, 2018
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